[Insert Bee Movie Script]

i wrote this while getting high fuck

James was at his computer, typing up a new script for his new video. It was something about things he used to do as a kid, like when he choked up during a school presentation in the 5th grade. It was embarrassing, he'd admit, but it was pretty good content and had a couple clever jokes, so he thought he'd make a video about it. His videos were all pretty funny, and all had the same quirky humor that was harmless and safe, which attracted a large audience that came for good, clean, fun. He pondered on this fact and smiled. He wasn't a harsh prank channel, or an anti-feminist raging channel, or a cringe channel. He was just a cool dude who liked to share experiences and talk about things he found interesting, and he was making money for it too, (not that it mattered, though) and that sounded pretty sweet to him.

He clicked the home button on his phone and looked at the time. It read "1:00 AM" in bright white that hurt his eyes to look at. He grimaced as his eyes stung slightly at the blinding light. It was time to sleep. He saved his work and stood up. His legs ached slightly from sitting too long, and he stretched them out before heading to the bathroom to get ready for bed. After teeth brushing and face washing he flopped into bed and pulled the covers over himself. He felt truly at peace, and then realized he didn't plug his phone in. He picked it up from his nightstand and put it on the charger he kept by his bed. He was about to roll over and sleep but....he eyes the closet. "God Damn it" He thought as he realized he had to get up if he was ever going to sleep. He walked over to the closet, and just as he got close to it, he heard a noise in his room.

He stay frozen, now frozen with the thoughts that ran through his head. "Oh god. it's a ghost. rat. killer. murderer. aren't those two things the same? oh god oh god ohgodohgodohgo-" then emerged his dog, Georgie from under his bed, who got frightened by the outside wind.

James smiled and breathed out in relief. "Hey Georgie." He said

"Hi James!" James said to himself in Georgie's voice

"You scared me just now, y'know that?" James replied to himself in his own voice

"What a nerd." Ja- or Georgie, ridiculed.

James walked over to his bed, now completely relaxed, and laid down. It truly was time to sleep now. And just as his eyes shut...slowly drifting into sleep.... They now shot open and made a chill run through him

He forgot to close the closet door.

~

The next morning, he woke up feeling rather drowsy, and checked his phone. A text message from a coworker. "Hey man. The snow today is super bad, boss said we got the day off. Enjoy it." He couldn't believe it. Was it really that bad? He looked out his window to see a tree in his backyard look like it was about to topple over, and the wind and snow urging it to finally give in. He was ecstatic at the news of a day off, especially on a Monday where he was staying up too late the night before.

He was considering sleeping in, and almost stayed committed to that idea until he remembered the script for the new video. This would be a perfect chance to finish the script and maybe start recording. He stood up and went to his computer, and as he did, he congratulated himself mentally on deciding to be productive on his day off. In fact, he was so proud of himself he decided to celebrate with a delicious breakfast of cereal and coke. He went downstairs and saw a note from his girlfriend (Author's note: I have no idea of James' personal life and I don't know if he even has a girlfriend or if he lives with his parents or anything. I'm just assuming he lives in his own house with a girlfriend.) that read "Boss made me go to work today. Don't worry I'll be fine." He gave the not a quizzical look.

"Why didn't she just text me?" He said aloud. He shrugged it off and despite the not, did worry about her a bit. It was on his mind as he made his feast of cereal and coke.