*Explicit warning you have been warned*
Aries: FUCK THIS ISN'T FAIR
Taurus: SHIT! I haven't lost my virginity yet!
Gemini: *sleeps through it*
Cancer: *wont stop screaming*
Leo: BUT IM NOT A SUPERSTAR YET!
Virgo: Why is this happening today? My hair looks good. Fml.
Libra: *vlogging as it happens*
Scorpio: Finally.
Sagittarius: There's so much more stupid shit I wanted to do aw man!
Capricorn: *spending their last minutes eating*
Aquarius: haha bitches, I predicted this would happen and you didn't listen. Now die... Slowly... Painfully
Pisces: can't hear it going on because is listening to music on max.
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Zodaic Signs
HumorThis is something I'm doing in between Rockstar, The Bachelor and The Princess Bride. Enjoy! ♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️♒️♓️