(DISCON.) Black Butler One Hell Of A Dream

Chapter 1: Da Fuk!

It was a regular day, I was coming back from the dreaded place I always grew tired of, school. I hated the thought of it alone too, now you couldn't enjoy it anymore. There's too much racism, fighting, rudeness, and no more happiness or at least enjoyment.

One day you would go outside to speak to your friends and there's fighting or someone trying to pick one. Either that or someone made a racist remark. I hate it. What ever happened to the good old days? The days in which it was bad yes, but not this bad. I understand the government had some corruption, but why must people too?

Well instead of whining I just laid onto my pretty little bed I called a couch and got into one of those odd but really comfortable positions. Turning on the tv I turned to a series my friend told me about a while back that you just loved Black Butler. Thinking as you watched, it wasnt long until you said "Man, I wish it was like this, the good old days, where kids actually understood hardship."

But I suppose I really can't wish that because... 

In confusion you saw a happy Grell icon jump around your screen and went to go see what it was. Yet like the idiot you were you poked his face to earn a yell from him and saw a flash.

Waking up in a garden, you looked around in shock.

"Huh? You've got to be kidding me... if I find out you bloody morons got me drunk and are recording this you're all dead! This isn't funny! Last time I remember waking up with freaking cat makeup and watching that bloody video! Get out now or-" before you could scorn your friends you felt a tap on your shoulder.

"Excuse me miss, but who are you?" The man's voice was oddly familiar.

Turning around towards it you yelled some more.

"I swear I'm going to kill your dumbass if you don't come out now!"

"You have a vile mouth if I might say." He said suddenly behind you.

"Listen here you freaking moron, if two idiotic friends of mine paid you to fool me you're dead if you don't tell me where they are now." He chuckled eyeing me from behind.

"I'm afraid I don't get paid for such things, but I assume you do, for another reason that is. How much for just one night?" I balled my fist and was about to punch him until I smiled.

"Listen you dumb little shit, I'm not a hooker thank you. I'm a very proud virgin. At least I don't act like the freaking queen of England like you. Besides I have normal colored hair, while you looked as if you came from the the song 'I'm blue' but turned out to be a little shithead. Thank you sir for your compliment. I understand I have a fine ass that you can place your lips upon and kiss, when I kick yours." Before the blue haired man could respond a little boy came running to him.

"Father!" I face palmed. Son of a gun, this can't be real...

"Father who might this be?" Before he responded, I spoke with a sweet-innocent voice children loved.

"Well, I'm (y/n), I was speaking with your father about starting something new you see, I thought this would be simple clothing. And much more comfortable. It's a project we're working on." He smiled amused, in return I gave him a death glare.

"Is this true father?"

"Why yes, it's quite a big one at that my dear Ciel."

"Father, when will mother come home?" Ciel asked as Vincent picked him up.

"I'm afraid she's visiting your aunt Red." Vincent responded

He put Ciel down and patted his head.

"Now please leave me and (y/n) to speak."

"Yes father, it was very nice to meet you." He ran off inside the mansion leaving us here.

"Be grateful I didn't tell him I was your lover. He would've hated you." I walked by him to be pulled by the wrist.

"Do you realize who you are addressing?"

"Oh it's captain crunch and the annoying guy from spongebob, squidward! Nice to meet you, now bye you annoying turd!"

"Tell me why you've come here, who sent you?"

I mocked his tone and said on a serious voice,

"I've been sent by doctor tear, he says he wants to watch the whole world cry before him. For I am batman! What, no that's American dad and batman, wait, I'm robin! No, I hate him, well I'm- noneofyourgoddamnbusinesscauseyouretoostupidtocomprehendthesereferences!" you spoke fast and karate chopped his arm and did the mad bro face well, at least attempted to and skipped away.

"I am the falcon! Hear my tight virgin ass yell!" He laughed as you fell and laid there. "Cant... move... too... far... see... my ass... And... damn, too many references. Well, I'm bored now. Hey blue, I need a place to stay. I'm most likely I'm not going back anytime soon. Besides, I'm hungry, yet you idiots still haven't invented all the fattening crap I love and know... So I have a proposal, if I win in a fencing match you kiss my ass and hire me! If not, you hire me and I become your personal friend. Deal? Ok. We shall duel at dawn, wait, shit, it's night... f that, we're dueling now!" He chuckled.

"Fine by me."

(So my dear peasants, by the time you read this my dear siblings kwaii and okami will probably be on their way home to kill me. #hope amai doesn't get her ass kicked and sent to Europe and can't continue the story till returned to the rightful owners that are known as my siblings... (;-;) \(-»-)/ peace! Till then!)