THE MUFFIN MAN

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We were having a conversation about the muffin man. That's not weird at all.
Me: DO YOU KNOW???
Tylan: ThE mUfFiN mAn
Me: I'm pretty sure he's a criminal, SMH
Tylan: WHAT DID HE DO
Me: HE THREW A INNOCENT MUFFIN OUT IN THE TRASH
Tylan: WE MUST PRAY FOR THAT MUFFIN
Me: *prays*
Tylan: HE IS A SAVAGE
Me: #2savage4u
Tylan: SORRY GTG I HAVE TO FEED MY UNICORN
Me: BYE BISH!

WERE WERID AS SHIT. BYEEEE GUYS |-/

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