I was sitting on a pew in my Synogauge when I saw him standing there. Bernie Saunders. His balding white hair blowing in the breeze from the open door. I knew it was love at first sight. I had never seen anyone so beautiful in my life. It was time for the service to start and he sat down next to me. I could not contain myself and my heart was racing
"Good afternoon sir"
He said to me with a smile. I was in love. We sat through the service and I could not help but stare at his face. He was the most perfect Jew. After it was over I made my move. We started talking about the presidential race and I coped his digits so we could Netflix and chill sometime. I got into my car with a smile on my face, my life had just begun
