-The Magic Ruby Button of Gender Swaping-

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by _The_Trickster_

by _The_Trickster_

A red button stood on a pedestal in front of John, his friends surrounding him. He stared in awe, he wanted to press the button.
"John, don't press that button." Dave spoke, looking at John through his mirror shades. Anticipation was killing the geeky boy in blue, he wanted to press it. He NEEDED to press it. He did, and with a flash of light, everyone changed slightly in an instant. With the bright flash being faded, The four adolescents slowly opening their eyes,questioning what happened after John pressed the large ruby button. Dave looked down, to reveal.. Curves..?
"Woah." He quietly said to himself.
John looked at Dave and shouted. "DAVE? YOU'RE A CHICK!" Dave looked at John, and his eyes widened. "SO ARE YOU."
They screamed in sync, Rose and Jade looking at each other coming to a realization. John looked over to them, and poked Dave. "DAVE, JADE AND ROSE ARE DUDES." John touched his neck where his vocal chords were. "WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH MY VOICE?" Dave laughed lightly. "Dude, you kinda sound like Jade." Rose looked down, furrowing her now thick eyebrows. "How is this even physically possible..?" Dave started to laugh even more, holding his sides a bit. "Oh my god, Rose sounds like a black dude. Kinda like me when I still had a dick." She narrowed her eyes at him, and so did John. "When you had a dick, you sounded like a white douchebag." A very female Egbert said. Jade chuckled at everyone, as Dave came to a sudden realization. "Woah, does this mean I have a vagina now? And boobs!" He said, looking down. John looked at his now male friends, also coming to a realization. "Dave, that means Rose and Jade have penis' now!" They chuckled, as the two gender bent females blushing lightly. "Bet mine was bigger than theirs are." Rose glared at Dave. "We have more important things to worry about right now. Like, did this effect anyone else?" Dave shook his head. "Nah, I doubt it. We would've heard Karkats girly screams by now-"
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU-"
"Oh. I stand corrected."