Random Blah

For Jokeh

Dude, you're really awesome. Sickeningly awesome.

Why, you ask?

Well, for starters you're a total nerd. Nerds are so cool! And adorable. You love playing video games and reading manga and shit, and that's really cool. I'm jealous cause I never have time or money to play a lot of video games cause I'm always lazy or broke. But nerdiness is something we have in common, and is something to talk about once all of the serious shit is out of the way.

Another thing is the fact you're so crude. It kind of took me by surprise at first, but now it's kind of normal, and it's hilarious. It also makes me really blushy and embarrassed, which is pretty funny. I don't know many people who are as crude as you, and it's just something that sets you apart from my other friends.

Another thing is the fact you're so damn funny. You just say some really odd shit sometimes, and it's so funny. My jokes are incredible, but yours are incredible-r.

What else? Oh yeah, you're so fucking mean. You're such a dick. All the time. Well, not all the time. But most of the time. It kind of ties into the fact you're hilarious, but yeah. You're probably the meanest out of my friends. Or you're tied with Caris. It's hard to decide. But it's just another thing that makes me wanna punch you in the arm. I don't wanna punch many people in the arm so I guess that makes you special. ^w^

Then on the other hand you can be so damn nice. You're like Winnie the Pooh sometimes, I've said it before, and that's why my favourite pet name is Pooh Bear. I feel like you're overly mean to hide your fluffy bunny within. I know it. o-o

It's adorable. Like, when we get all serious and shit, and I'm feeling bad about myself, you just say the cutest shit. It's so nice.

Also, you sing really well.

So yeah. I see no reason for you to hate yourself. You're adorable, and awesome, and crude, and evil, and a complete asshole, but my friend. And husband. ;3

Everything you do makes you special. You're unlike any friend I've ever had. That's why I'm so damn attached to you. We can have some awesomely fun times together, and I know we will.

I love you, dude, I'm so lucky I met you that day. I'd be a much lonelier person if I hadn't, and I'd be missing my ray of asshole. I mean sunshine.

I'm a dick, and you are too. That's why we're so awesome together. Our friendship was meant to be, for sure. You're awesome. I can't repeat it enough.

Will you forgive me now?