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WTF Friday !!!!!

Narrator :Okay this a story of a man ...

Main Character: fuck you i'm a kid right now

Narrator: okay.. okay.. calm down dude.

Main Character: why the fuck am I gonna calm down someone turn me into a kid.

Narrator: well your basically a child.

Main Character: no im a kid this is a 10 year old body and a weak one

Note: a child's age starts at 3 years old 
And a kid starts at 8 years old

Narrator: well i'm sorry smarty pants

Main Character: you are forgivin my fair lad

Narrator: well as i was interrupted by this Scottish young lad .
This story is about a little weak of excuse being who by not knowing anything turn into a weasel of a weakling who can't even lift a.....

Main Character: hey, hey, what's with the spitting and the scottish accent

(Note to self he spits like a fire dragon when speaking scottish accent)

Narrator: let's just stop introducing you.

Main Character: just let me introduce myself
              Okay okay test mic mic test

Narrator: you should say testes
   
Note it's an organ joke and why is he always making fun of me

Main Character: okay......
    Let's start

     This is a story of a boy

Narrator: I thought it was a kid...

Main Character: shutup im adlipping

Narrator: okay

Main Character: okay this a story of a boy who someday wakes up in a 10 years old body. When he is so happy on his present 30 years old body in a life of luxury with a great job and partying while banging hot cheeks plus a well built biceps triceps and abs and gorgeous face oh it was paradise why the fuck did you pick me and why friday of all times.

Narrator: don't ask me i'm just an observer.
  By the way i'm john.

Main Character: don't care.

John: come on chris. Your such an ass hole.

Chris: how do you know my name.

John: well its basic for us to know who we will observe.

Chris: okay.
        Why the hell am I here.

John: just as your resume tells about you selfish and accept every circumstances you are shown with

Chris: correction i just don't care about other person because I know they won't care about me.

John: well in general your right most people would not care about others

Chris: okay back to the question
Why am I where ?
And whose is this?

John: for the time I can't answer why you are here because i'm not authorized
But for the other question it's your body.
Yes, your in the past.

For those of you who dont know what is happening right now I am chris a young successful bachelor whose working as a ceo after the former ceo died leaving a note that i will be the next ceo no one knows why I was choosen but I didn't reject it I was only 23 when it happened. And in that 7 years span of my life I learned many things and one of them is use or be use that's why i'm not even fazed right now in my mind I was thinking who fucki'n did this i'm going to bury him alive while he begs for mercy me not knowing I was grinning like the joker on batman when his thinking his most heinous plan john saw and hide under the bedroom well I basically wake up into this body not knowing where I am, when is it, what happened in general I don't know a thing when this flying fairy came saying i'm your observer first thing in the morning that's what you get not even saying don't panic this observing thing is some useless being.

John: if your wondering why i'm not comforting you and not giving you information, because it's classified.

Chris: figuring out that i'm always calm is because i'm collective basically i was sent here for a mission I don't know and cannot be inform what is the mission.

John: oh yeah there are three rules you should know about it what the rules is because you'll be killed on the spot.

Chris: what the....

John: I told you this because you handled it pretty well.

Fuck you. Was the thing that I wanted to say but because i can't do anything for the moment i've listen to everything he has to say.

John: being interrupted the rules is no one can hear about this.
No one can know about this.
And you can't say any thing even if you are captured by other organization.

Chris: so there are other's just like me and there are other organizations out there.

John: yeah if someone can send you back in time the probability of other people or organizations can too. It's not like were the only people who can do this. This is not some movie you know that there are only two organization controlling space and time oh there's about a thousand of us here in this timeline there would be a hundred registered sent here.

Chris: so your saying there are illegal organization in here that i can come upon it and there so many of them too. That's why the three rules was implemented.

John: dude your really are a smart ass it's starting to frustrate me how calm are right now.

Chris: well i'm not your average person you do know that.

John: will see about that.
         Okay this ends your briefing of the situation so please kindly get out of bed because it's friday next day is....

Chris: it's saturday tomorrow can't I skip today.

John: not possible you need to meet with the other's.

As I get up on bed took off my clothes and take a bath for those who think how I got into the bathroom just skipping the hallway and skipping the stairs it's because. I have my own bathroom in my room yes it's weird and I remember it to well I use in my first emo state, first tears from being busted, first place I sleep in my first drunk moment it's a two two achievement I know, and many more.
Well after taking a bath I put my clothes on I wasn't sure how i look into a so I took in the mirror and somehow I look like a cowboy who has a very bad habit on being a target of bulls for example red color like all red plus the matador's hat and the cape with the targets on it's back.
       By going back to reality I remember that the most normal clothes I have is a glass , brown short, and t-shirt under a polo.
         After dressing ate my meal, took my bag, and left.
         What I don't know that the bag I was carrying was not mine it was my big brother's bag.

                 

                         Cast member
Chris.......................the main                                                              ..................Character in every story
John........................observer