Kidnapped? Eh.

You're Kidding....Right?

    Rayne scratched at her itchy bottom as she walked through the empty house. Her parents are barely ever home due to the company.
She muttered to herself.
"If I burned down the company building do ya think they'd bring their asses back home hm?"
So uh, her parents own the most famous and most wealthy company in Uniraintopia. Which yes, is supposed to be awesome 'cause she can get whatever the heck she wants, but not if you have to live alone the majority of your life.
"How exactly would I burn it without getting caught and slammed to the ground by some muscular guard..."
She paused.
A perverted grin slowly stretching across her face.
"Though, that doesn't sound half bad~"
She laughed to herself.
(Before you even ask, yes. She is of legal age and can do the diddly doo lol)
Rayne made her way into the kitchen and slammed the refrigerator door open.
"FEED ME MAGICAL WHITE BOX THAT MAGICALLY FILLS WITH FOOD BY USING MAGICAL MAGICNESS!"
She really had no freaking clue how that thing refills itself. She just eats all the crap that's in it and the next day, poof, enough food to feed all the starving children in the world.
'Okay not really but you know what I mean'

As Rayne was going about her business she didn't even notice a pair of pale blue eyes watching her through a window.
'Perfect' he thought.
'I just wonder how much I'll get from this~'

Rayne sat on the kitchen table, swinging her legs boredly and shoving a muffin into her mouth.

He slowly made his way into the home without any noise.

"Mmm...I wonder if  I asked the gaurd nicely....hmm..."

He made his way towards her.

"Like would the gaurd bang me if I just ya know....politely asked...? Hmmm...."

Step.

"I mean c'mon...could work...."

Step.

"Just be like, hey you. Bang me. That would totally work...."

Step. Turn. Slam.

Rayne found herself slammed against the table by a mysterious man.
'This dude...is the hottest dude....I've ever freaking seen....in my LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE.'

"Alright princess."
The man spoke. Huh. Interesting. (Rayne if you don't shut the fu-) 'Sh writer girl. You're breaking the fourth wall.'
He continued to talk.
"Any scream or wrong movement and I'll end up having to hurt you, and trust me, I definitely don't wanna do that~"

"Oh you can trust me too, I honestly don't want to~"

He went silent.
"Y-you...do know I'm about to kidnap you....right....?"
"Yup!"
"A-are you.....fucking serious right now......."
"Yyyyyup!"

Awkward silence.

"Let's just go."
He pulled her up on his shoulder and leapt right back out the house. Like a true badass.

"So what do I call you Mister Man?"
Rayne asked.
"Well, if you could just NOT call me that."
"I'll just call you Daddy then~"
His eyes widened.
"Oh fuck no. Just call me M-Mister o-or something!"
She laughed.
"I thought Daddy was a good name too!"
"Can I just tape your mouth shut or something?"
"Oh please do. You should tie my arms and legs too~"
"I am 100% done right now."

ANNNND that was chapter one!
As we can all see, Rayne is weird •3•
Mister: why'd it have to be her O^O
To make it interesting! Duh! >w< I'm so smart.
Mister:......whatever you sa-AH!
*drops frying pan* Ahem! Anyways! Hope you enjoyed this chapter!