Shrek X Corey

Shrek X Cory Chapter 1

(Shrek's POV)
I just got into another fight with my almost ex-wife, Fiona. She cheated on me with Lord Farquad's ghost...What a Farcock! Tomorrow is the day when our divorce will be finalized, which makes me somewhat happy. However, I'm feeling depressed since the bitch got full custody of our three kids. At least I can see them on holidays, like St. Patshrek's Day. Thank onions I've got all my bags packed. When it's all over, I'm leaving here for good. But first, I'm going to relax in my swamp for the very last time.
One day later...
After the last of the divorce papers were signed, I said goodbye to my kids. I wouldn't be seeing them for a long time. Then, that filthy cunt Fiona had to interrupt the moment. "Thank god it's finally ogre. Have a nice life alone and swampless!"
I pushed Fergus, Farkle and Felicia into the car and cussed her out. I left, gathered all my stuff, and flew to Washington D.C. to start a new life.