Dis 1 dhey Jonaten (jellybeanjony) waz sew fet dat he sturted tew rull acruss da street, an skwish many smell cheldrun butt az he waz rullin on top da cheldrun dhey g0t all fl@t an stuff. He waz goin d0wn a hill sew he waz crooshin many cheldrun butt wun 0f da keds dat he squooshed hed a deldo an he pookut. Da deldo waz frum vektorias secrut edishun an et waz pointy an shurp.
"deld0000000000000000000000000000000000" screamed jonaten a$ da deld0 sturted to punkchur hes fat. sence he waz 018371028317206lbs da deldo came .0000000002" frem hes lever. tew proteck hemsulf from dying h3 t00k hes handz and shooved hes fist up his bellybutton sew fur dat et made a whole. usin da whole jonaten reeched all da whey tew hes colun and pooshed et out tew make a prolapse.
"me kun use des" sed jonaten loooking down @ hes prolapse he used hes f00t and stretched da prolapse to cover da place wur h3 waz bl33den. da prolapse waz full of p00p bc he eats a l0t sew h3 p00ps a lott. he prevunted da internal bleedin, but da infekshun caused aids. hes ded nao.
