I Live In Nebraska

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Are you ready for this horrible pick up line?

Do you live in a cornfield?

Because I'm stalking you!

My, my, my, that joke was so corny, it made Nebraska look bad. Funny part is that I live in Nebraska. To be more exact I live in the country and my house is surrounded by cornfields.

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