Me: England pls.
Me: I need more.
Me: More.
Me: *dying* more.
Me: *squealing*
Me: *gonna cry* You should be illegal.
England: What? Why?
Me: Why do you think?
England: I dunno. Where did you even get these?
Me: That's classified.
Me: Aww
England: *throws my iPod*
Me: *screeching*
England: You have a problem.
Me: I sure do.