Hello!
This once again, is the story of how Jared hacked this account.
Now, if you don't mind, I am trying to take over the world with a chimney, eggs, and electric duct tape.
My progress will be blogged on this account.
DAY 1: I tried to dive inside a bowl of cabbage soup. did not end well.
DAY 2: I ate a bowl of custard while watching my soap operas (NO ROBERTO, DON'T LEAVE HER! YOU'RE MEANT TO BE!)
DAY 3: Why did I start this blog?
DAY 4: I blew up a planet that NASA was monitoring. Also went to Burger King
DAY 5: Tried to microwave the chimney for PLAN WORLD DOMINATION, but instead ripped a hole in the space-time continuum and created an alternate reality that began folding every universe into an eleventh-dimension matrix. oops.
Blog has ended. Why?
THE LLAMAS ARE COMING THAT'S WHY!
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
I'm sorry. i've left you out Jaina darling.
WE ARE THE JELLYFISH.
we are coming.
We are coming.
We Are Coming.
We Are Coming!
WE ARE COMING.
WE ARE COMING!!!!!
don't look behind you. we're heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee.
Now that i have given you all nightmares, i'm going to go dancing with Thumbelina. She's a goldfish, but we don't let political differences come between us.
FLURP NOW FLUBBERING MONKEY-WHALES!! OUR TIME IS AT HAND!!!!!!
now, keep scrapbooking jaina and KEVIN YOU ARE NOT A UNICORN!! DON'T YOU DARE JUMP OFF THAT TACO OR YOU'RE GROUNDED FROM BLENDERS!!
