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Dear whom it may concern.

My name is Hades. Yeah the Greek god. Yes I'm real and no I'm not evil! Anyway I'm going to tell you my story.

It was night when Cerberus left what mortals call "Hell". Well I think it was night.. it was night somewhere? OH! Right the story! I never know my dog left until I left my younger brother Zeus' house. I found out he wasn't in "Hell" when he didn't come help me sort out the new souls (I mean he couldn't of left after?)

When I found out he left I went up to the overworld. I HATE going to the overworld it's so bright and cheerful! Why? Like I need more darkness! Anyway back to this very interesting story. I knew I couldn't find Cerberus myself so I called the least annoying god (who by the way is still really annoying.)

'Hermes! Hermes get down here!'

Silence. Why do gods never answer me when I call? I mean I know they hear me!

'Hermes I..... I need your help!'

Silence. No burst of light (the way most gods travel. They love to be dramatic), no shift in the wind. Everything was still.

'Hermes Madonna Mercury! Come her NOW!' I yelled at the sky. If mortals (opposite of immortals) could of seen me I would of been thought off as crazy!

Silence. But after about five minutes of the earth shattering silence the temperature had started rising and the area around me had gotten brighter (seriously though why is everything so bright? I mean it might just be me and that's probably because I live in the underworld...).

'What is it Hades?'

'I cannot find Cerberus! I have looked all over the underworld for him and I thought that because you know the overworld better than me that maybe you could help? Please?' I knew that I was rambling but I couldn't bring myself to care.

'Woah! Of course I will help you Hades! Where did you last see him?'

'In his room. I was just about to leave for Zeus' house!'

'And you're sure he isn't just in the underworld?'

'YES!'

'Okay well lets start looking'

So we looked. We looked where in was disgustingly hot and bright. We looked where it was cold and dark. We looked all over the over-world for him yet we couldn't find him. It was as we where looking in a forest that I noticed how the light bounced of Hermes eyes and made them look almost gold. His eyes where perfect. He was perfect. It was hours later while we were standing on a beach that Hermes came up with one of his brilliant ideas.

'Hey! Maybe Zeus knows where Cerberus is!'

I sighed in defeat knowing it was our best option so I shadow-ported us to his house. His house is huge and (you guessed it) BRIGHT! As we walked down one of the darker corridor I heard something. I rushed to the sound and found Cerberus! (why he was there I still don't know). I turned around and saw Hermes running towards me. His hair flying. He stopped in-front of me and he did something I never expected. He kissed me. It was my first kiss, but it lasted only a moment. When he pulled away I was blushing a deep red. I didn't care. I could only think about the kiss. I could only think about the fact that Hermes kissed me. HERMES! KISSED! ME!

So that's my story. That's how me and my husband got together. It's not very romantic I know but it's the truth. Our dog brought us together and we are living a nice quite life with two kids (Alec and Jane) and Cerberus (obviously).

Hades Mercury-Hell