One exceptionally cold winter night after dinner I was told to take out the trash. As I walk I hear the crunch of the hardend snow underneath my feet. When I head back the lights go out. And I'm almost sure that one of my family members is punking me but, that idea is thrown as the lights go out in my house. Then behind me I hear someone step on the hardend snow. When I look back all I see is a red blur. This tells me that the person is fast and stupid as red is the most noticeable color to the human eye. Especially at night. When the person who is starting to worry me appears (I could almost swear it was a UFC fighter or Payton Manning except that it had boobs.)
"Sicarius Greenbellow I am your assassin here to kill you
"If your my assassin aren't you supposed to do what I say" of course what I was thinking was "What the fricking hell, what did I do" If I did that then I might of died sooner.
