Lost

Interruption

Tre'Lyn

I was sitting on the swings alone.

I was always alone.

Everyone was either didn't like me, or was too afraid to befriend me. I was used to it though.... And the fork ran away with the spoon. Totally meant to type that. No regrets. Yolo. Ya mama. An older sister making a difference was here, and she is also messing with her younger sister's story which was taking place above.

I'm gonna tell ya'll the story of how my Uncle got stuck in a tree. Okay so I was walking down the street and next thing I know I'm getting jumped by some cats with light sabers. I tried to fight them with a kamehameha but they dodged and I hit some random dude who was actually a serial killer. After he got caught I was rewarded with about $5000, but I was attacked by the cats again. So I kamehameha those suckers again but they dodged again and I hit some elderly man, but he was the dude that raised the serial killer and was a well known killer that they were looking for, for about 30 years. I was rewarded another $5000, and then I was walking home again. The cats didn't attack me so I guessed they were attacked by dogs. Anyway I got home and I saw some dude ransacking my house. I was like "Who are you?" and he was like "I'm your new housemate" and I was like "Since when?" with a why-are-you-in-my-house-stealing-my-stuff face.

Then we stared at each other for about five minutes. Then he started blushing and then we appeared on a beach during a sunset and I got all emotional and looked at him with an affectionate look and called him senpai.

Lol. Just kidding. Anyway I looked at him for about five minutes and then the tried to run out the house with my stuff. So I jumped him before he could get out the house. He started crying saying he had a wife and kids, and I asked why he isn't supporting them and getting a job instead. He said he didn't know so I knew he was lying cause I'm awesome like that and took him to jail and got about $10000 because he stole form almost everyone in the country. So then I went to Taco Bell and became famous for saving the richest man on the planet from choking on a burrito and became the super hero of the planet. And that's how I became the ninja of the universe.

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I never told you about how my Uncle got stuck in a tree??? Oh, well he thought he was young again after taking medication and climbed the tree in the front yard. He soon realized his mistake when he couldn't get down and started to meow....

You thought that was my real uncle?? Well its my old cat named Uncle, so he's my Uncle.

This story is untrue and no cats, serial killers, thieves and Uncles were injured in the making of this story. Carry on.