Anime crack stories and one-shots

Russia brings what now?

Russia x Reader

You were sitting at your laptop working on some typical stuff of your homework.

Russia: "Sunflower, what is that one thing America is always talking about?"

Me (RussianWolf): "Uhmmmm... what do you mean?"

Russia: "I mean... Oh what's it called... twerking?"

Me: *blushes* "Uhmmmm.... i don't think you want to know."

Russia: *grins* "Oh but Sunflower, i actually already know."

*Wrecking ball starts playing in the background and Russia's grin grows wider*

Me: O_O "What's going on here?!?!"

Russia: *gets up on the table and starts doing a mixture of twerking and throwing his back out*

*SUDDENLY A WILD AMERICA APPEARED*

America: O_O "BRO! WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON HERE?!?!?"

Me: *cowering in a corner laughing and crying* "I-i don't knowwwwww.... TT^TT"

Russia: *starts singing wrecking ball and a actual one starts swinging through the house*

America and Me: O__________________O *dies* 

Russia: *stops everything and looks at the dead America and RussianWolf* Did my milkshake kill all the boys in the yard? *walks out grinning*