Another Kitsune

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Prologue

My name is Fenekusu Kitsune, I live with my brother koruto who is 18 (36 chimera years), and Phinnie who is 17 (34 chimera years) and lives in the west tower of Kitsune Castle. I, Fenekusu Kitsune, live in the north tower and I am 16 years old in human years (32 chimera years). I have a peculiar hair style and even weirder weapons: a red rubber ball that is like, 300 lbs, its sorta like thors hammer. Also I use a stick... yes a stick, so fancy. I would also marry pancakes *^*. Koruto has really bad OCD, lives in the north tower as well. Weapon of choice: long sword, and 3 daggers. Unbelievably, loves marshmallows. Then theres Phinnie... he is my BFF and an iron worker, and is deceivingly strong. And would die for bacon. We are misfits with no parents, living in a castle, with nothing better to do. With the next 2 heirs to the throne, being chimeras and all, we have put a red target on our backs. Enemies behind almost every corner, and we had no idea what would happen...

Chapter 1

"Fenekusu" I heard a voice saying almost in a whisper as I slept, "FeneKUSU, FENEKUSU!!!!!!!" Yelled Koruto. "huh did you whisper something, cuz I could've sworn that someone was saying my name." I said. "yeah, yeah, yeah what do u want... IT BETTER BE IMPORTANT!" "Phinnie's waiting" said my brother. I was in no hurry to clean myself up because I know he never comes to the door I always go to the west tower, we live in the north tower. I was brushing my bangs un-symmetrically, on purpose, and curling the tips on the side of my head. They wouldn't stay curled, what a pain... "Koruto! I need your gel!" I yelled to the kitchen. Without waiting for a response I took the gel and curled the annoying tips in my hair. As walking down the stairs I was pulling my white cat hoodie over my head when I smelt it. PANCAKES. The last 2 flights of stairs I zoomed past. Gimme gimme gimme. "hold on a sec. Oh yeah you have 2 choices. Take this whopping stack of 8 pancakes, orrrr go see Phinnie for the day. Tough tough choices." He said trailing off at the end. Taking a deep breath and scratching my chin a finally let out my one worded answer," Phinnie..." I said not meaning to. "well since your going to Phinnie's I think you should wear your protection." Koruto said menacingly. Oh no I can't wear those. "give me your wrists and pull back your hair." Koruto demanded. I put my wrists out after pulling my hair back and he "shackled" me. He put red velvet bracelets around my wrists with a gold bell in the center of each and a collar around my neck that was identical. "do I really need these, they're so... jangly." I whined. But before he could say the same answer for the 1453rd time I turned full bangle cat and bounded through the kitchen, living room, and the bathroom, up the stairs and then turning half human half cat walked through the door to the west tower. "sup Phinnie, I hope you know today we ARE gonna do something because I gave up pancakes for you. PANCAKES!!!" There was no response and I was getting worried. Concentrating hard tried to hear the rhythmic beat of the stone and metal hammer on the anvil. But I had no luck. "Phinnie! Where are you. PHINNIE. What could've happened to him. Phinnie..." I said grasping to the last straw of hope I had. THWACK, BANG,THWACK,BANG. I nearly jumped out of my fluff and skin. "holy sheep on a cracker! Phinnie your alive!" I was yelling as I flew threw thee air and hugged him (actually nearly to death). "Don't you EVER do that again Phinnie." I scolded. "Do what?" Phinnie asked. I just walked away. "What?!" asked Phinnie once more. I just kept on walking and put my hand out as if saying stop. "Talk to the hand, talk to the hand." I responded. "hi hand, how are you doing today," started Phinnie," I see no response. Hmmm. May I talked to Fenekusu please?" I made the stop hand into a "talking hand" " yes I am doing fine" I responded in a nasally voice ,"and let me speak with her, please take a seat." Then I started a conversation with my hand. Yes I know crazy. I was switching my voice from nasally to normal, to really sell it. Then the hand turned toward Phinnie "she said you may speak whit her." I said in my best nasal voiced clerk impersonation I could do. "ok Fenekusu are y-0ou mad because you couldn't hear, see, or smell me? Because if that's the case I was taking a bacon break." "but bacon breaks don't take that long."

" you don't know that ."

" I do know that I can banish you in an instant"

"But you wouldn't do that"

"I know, I know. But why then?"

Hmm what could he be up to this time because last time he pulled a prank on me, which turned into a prank war almost immediately. "ok Phinnie wanna do something to day? Because yesterday was quite BORING. You know what I mean?" I was giving Phinnie my baby doe face and I was holding my hands together, begging on my knees. "how about it?" I asked adding the pouty lip. "you have forced my hand Fenekusu. Why must you be so... you know Fenekusuy. Please don't take offence." Oh no he's gonna say lets do the normal routine then I have to go to work blah blah blah. "lets do the normal routine then I have to go back to work because yesterday we spent to long feeding breakfast. Maybe we could be out longer but you shovel coal sooooo slow." Ok wow just wow. As I got up I heard a jingle, thinking it was an enemy, I turned around and unfortunately karate chopped the anvil behind me. The Thwack on my hand and then pain is all I remember.

When I woke up I only saw black and then some bits of white. Then it hit me. "PHINNIE?!" I screamed. "what the hell happened to me? All I remember is the pain... and the thwack... and jingle... that I'm now realizing was my collar... but bits and large pieces are missing." "well after you passed out, from what I'm assuming was hitting your hand, I gave you a piggie back ride/drag up the stairs. When I got here I saw bacon on the stove someone clearly forgot about then I drooped you which might explain the pain in your head. After savoring the bacon I realized you were drooling and there was snot coming out of your nose I decided to do what all besties do. But a beer in your hand and took a picture. Then I dragged you up the 5 flights of stairs. Dropped you down 1 of them. Then you slept for a few minutes, I bandaged your hand up. And here we are know." "honestly I didn't feel any pain in my head until know, and the pain is me wondering how you dropped me so many times yet you lift a 50pld for your l=living and yet you dropped me 2 times?!" I was waving my arms frantically and accidently smacked Phinnie in the face. When he stood up he accidently released the trap meant for Koruto. Orange paint fell from the ceiling. After that was finished feathers fell from the ceiling with black feathers as well. Covering him in my signature colors. Orange, black, and white. Our 1 cardinal rule is that if this prank wasn't meant for you, you don't smile. But that's exactly what I did. A smiled, giggled, and pointed at him. When I was laughing I must've hit my bad hand on my head board. Because it hurt so bad. I curled up into a tight ball clutching my hands to my chest. I rolled off my bed, onto the floor, into the paint, and covering myself in my own signature colors.