RANTS: SPILL TEA, THROW SHADE, AND DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

POOR THIRSTY SOULS.... PART 1

So before I start I just wanna say that, 1. This rant is focused on guys (a few specifically) and 2. I REALLY mean this, NOT ALL GUYS ARE BAD. I actually have tons of friends that are guys that range from okay to pretty flicking amazing!!!! This rant is only focused on a small group of guys that I have had the displeasure of encountering.

I realize that it says "PART 1". I named it part 1 because I know it's a subject that I will have to return to multiple times.

And I apologize in advance for any typos.....😢😢

ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED: LATE JANUARY (I CAN'T FIND THE ORIGINAL DATE)

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Some children are just thirsty, and I mean really hard core thirsty.... Like I don't understand how people can be THAT dehydrated. Like honey, water can't fix that. You might be wondering how I might think that, so, give me a minute....

TELL ME HOW PEOPLE LOVE TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS, LIKE I REALLY HATE IT.

Not too long ago, I was going about my merry way at school until one of the guys decided that he wanted to ruin MY MOOD, and ask me why I was so happy.

To be completely honest, I don't think that I'm mean all the time, I just happen to be very sassy, honest, and straight forward about how I feel. Sometimes CERTAIN CHILDREN get on my nerves on purpose, just to agitate me, finding enjoyment somewhere along the lines of my short temper, which I don't happen to find funny. In these cases, I tend to be a little too honest and say something that may seem mean. I make an effort to whole heartedly love the people in my life, even if I don't exactly like them or find them appealing. The amount of people that are in my life that I do not LOVE can be counted on my fingers, LITERALLY...

Anyways back to the story, I was really happy and then this CRUSTY, ROTTEN AVOCADO DECIDED TO RUIN THAT. The avocado asked me why I was so happy. I said, "Is it wrong for me to be happy? Do I not have the right to be happy? And while I'm at it, who are you to judge my feelings and my mood?" Then the ROTTEN FRUIT DECIDED TO ASK ME IF IT WAS "THAT TIME OF THE MONTH"!!!!!! "IT" claimed that I had "mood swings" and that it was "dangerous to be around me because you never knew when I was going to strike back". Who is HE to make horrible judgments about how I feel and analyze it into the garbage that he threw out of his mouth. Like I'm not up for you trying to throw your trash comments and non existent hairline **cough, cough what hairline? cough cough** on me, like not today. THEN THE NASTY AVOCADO HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY THAT HE, HIMSELF WAS HAVING A GREAT DAY TOO. LIKE, 1-800-DID-I-ASK? AND I DONT KNOW WHO HE WAS COMPARING HIS "GREAT DAY" TO BECAUSE HE REALLY JACKED UP MINE....

You know, usually avocados are nice, creamy, and really delicious, when ripe. You add a little salt, olive oil, and lemon and you have a meal right there or you can enjoy some guac with tortilla chips. SOMETIMES IF YOU ADD SALT, OLIVE OIL, AND LEMON TO AN UNRIPE, THIRSTY AVOCADO, YOU JUST GET A THIRSTY, SALTY, CRUSTY, GREASY, AVOCADO WITH NO HAIRLINE, so a piece of advice people, make sure that your avocados are always ripe and healthy before you attempt to enjoy them.

It's not the only time a certain AVOCADO has decided to try me. Unfortunately, I have the displeasure of having a couple of classes with this one and it really is HORRID. I don't know about you but, I find it uncomfortable when people stare at me and make weird faces. I don't know, maybe it's just me. Antyways (that's not a typo, it is "antyways"), when I do have the displeasure of coming across this Avocado during class, it decides to annoy me and bother me when I am focused. I could just be listening to one of my peers share their thoughts and then this Avocado will contort it's face to the likes I have never seen before, so yes, I will admit to judging right here but, who makes faces like that out of the "entertainment" of ticking me off? Then after one of these classes a CERTAIN avocado decided to make a really bad decision and grab my wrist after class and pull me back into the hallway. I don't care about what it had to say, it PHYSICALLY TOUCHED ME AND PULLED ME BACK. LIKE, 1. DON'T TOUCH ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT, EVER 2. SINCE YOU DECIDED TO, DON'T TALK TO ME (OR ABOUT ME), DON'T LOOK AT ME, DON'T EVEN COME NEAR ME.... Because if you do, there will be consequences, I'm not being mean, I'm laying down the law, you wanna cross the line? Good luck....

There is another thing about this avocado that I already mentioned but, I want to emphasize. Why do you have to jump to conclusions? Recently, an unripe, thirsty fruit made the decision to categorize a couple of my girlfriends and I as "teacher's pets" just because we voiced a few issues that we had about a small group of the guys, including him. When we found out what the thirsty fruit said, we had a serious "talk" **cough cough interrogation cough cough** with him and I'm pretty sure nearly the whole school heard but, that's okay with me because then other poor thirsty souls won't make the same mistakes. Just ask Roseya2.....

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Sorry for the really long rant, I had a lot of this in me waiting to explode.

Thanks for reading!!!!

shalloxo_17 😄😄

P.S. I'm not exactly sure when I will update but, I am sure it will be pretty consistent as I tend to have a lot of tea to spill....