And they were so stunned with our talent that after only a week we were sent home
They had tears in their eyes when we left don't you know
Young Lightwoods you're so fortunate to have our blood flowing through your veins
And even luckier to have us teach you
We shall be sharing with you today the three most important lessons we learned
And by the time we're done you'll be singing like a choir of angels
Bravo brother! I think that was well done
It was indeed
Now, as was tradition long ago, we shall list off the order of all things considered. Gideon, you may begin
Firstly, you need maximum lung capacity to sing well, which means stand tall, back straight and breathe as deeply as you can before beginning
This will ensure you don't start hyperventilating at the sound of your own gracious voice
It happened to me once, and since I learned this tip I have never fallen off a stage, a horse, or a pole
Why would you be on a pole?
... Well not much happens in the underworld, does it!
Number two: smile! That way even if you sound like a cat being walloped by Gideons deformed spine and tiny brain they'll be so blown away by your magnificent teeth they'll pass out and forget how their ears ache
If your teeth are blackened it may have the same effect
Just remember to run before they start throwing stones
And last but but not least...
Remember that in the great mass if things your insignificant and that your probably no where near as good as me
Well said brother, well said!
Now I think its time for a demonstration
I think not
Just because I outshine you
Then let me sing
*scratching noise in the background*
*Unintelligible wailing*
*Whispered voices*
*Screeching*
I'm coming
Soon Jason, soon
AAAAHHHHOOOWWWAAAAAAWWWOOOWAAAA
What is that? Do you expect me to torture a guy who's obviously causing himself enough pain Gideon
Don't leave just yet, I sense a bright future ahead of us
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
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The Lightwood Brothers Guide to Singing
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