Dora was walkin 2 scool but there was a bald kid getting beat up by da backyardagainz so Dora killed dem and saved da bald kid.
"Tanks." Said bald kid
"UR welcome" said Dora
"What ur name?" Bald kid asked
"Dora, who R u?"
"Cailou."
They both sat for a hour talking about the number 6 and how it's hellspawn. What a levely 1st dayte.
When Dora got home she told Boots so Boots told Dora that Cailou cheats on every 1. Dora didn't give a heck.
When Cailou got home he told his parents about his relationship wit Dora and they got mad so the dad beat him with a belt for 10 hours straight.
Nice.
Best.
Day.
Ever.
(Not really.)
