Drunk

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Luke: Hey dude what happened last night?

Henry: well... You were drunk. So You asked me if I could drive you home

Luke: so?

Henry: the party was at your house.

Luke: oh. Then what happened?

Henry: you grabbed your grandma's cane and pointed at my cousin saying "it's over dark Vader!"

Luke: oh

Henry: you were shaking the pineapple while saying "I know your in there spongebob!"

Luke: 😑

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