Sammi: Hey I'm going on a blind date tonight (his name is James) so if I don't call you in three hours I was either murdered or sold as a sex slave
James: Uhhhh, this is James. I'll see you in ten minutes. and I promise not to murder or sell you
James: Uhhhhhhh, LOL. :-/
Sammi: Oh my god I am mortified I am so sorry
James: Well, this will make for good dinner conversation
