Shitty Short Stories of Awesome

Introduction

I suppose I'll start this off with a bit of who I am.

My name is Evan. At least, it is to me, some friends, and most people who know me online. That meaning, I'm agender and closeted to most (they/them pronouns). Also, I'm pansexual, closeted to less, but still most. Wow, who even knows who tf I am like what

anyways I'm a 14 yr old meme potato from Canada, and... idk why I put and where tf was I going with this sentence

I ship a lot of gay ships, including Phan (it's probs real), Joshler (probs not real and a problematic ship seeing as Jenna is gr8 m8), Petekey (it happened don't deny it), Johnlock (can it just be canon), Destiel (can this one just be canon too pls), and Frerard (less so tho, mainly just their Danger Days characters)

I read too much gay smut for someone with a vagina, but who gives any fucks, not me (ok maybe I give like 1 or 2 fucks bc my frens don't know how much smut I read hahaheheahseha help)

I play piano, a lil ukulele, Rock Band drums, like two chords on the guitar, I used to sorta play flute in my school band, I can kinda sing but I don't like how girly my voice sounds, I can almost rap the second verse in Ode To Sleep but will probably never be able to rap the first verse of HeavyDirtySoul, idk now I'm just listing my musical abilities, on the piano I know too many TØP songs and not enough songs by other bands I like oops

what am I even saying anymore

OH MAYBE I SHOULD TALK ABOUT WHAT THIS LIL THING IS GONNA BE (IF ANYONE IS EVEN STILL READING THIS LMAO)

pretty much this is for any random story I feel like writing, might be oneshots of fanfiction writing attempts, random fiction, idk like poems or some crap, just a paragraph or two of me complaining about my life problems, who tf is even gonna read this shit

ANYWAYS imma stop here bc I'm wasting my life on a lil explanation that isn't the most necessary but whatever.

ok bye I guess