Aidan was on his computer playing realm of the mad god, but then he died. "OMG THIS GAME IS SO STUPID AND I QUIT!" He punched his monitor and began to cry. He heard a knock on his door. "Who is it?" he asked, trying to hold back his sobbing. "Its me!" He heard a female Japanese voice from the other side but using his weeaboo powers he knew what it meant. "Papi?!?!?! is that you?" He got so exited he ran around his living room and bumped into the wall, causing to fall onto the ground possibly breaking a bone in his back but he did not care. He rushed to the door and opened it to find a young girl that looked like a bird.
"Papi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed you soooooooooo much!!" Aidan jumped up and down ignoring the pain in his back. Papi seemed to notice that he was injured and asked "Are you okay?" She said looking worried. "Not at all, please come in!" Aidan sat down on his couch and papi sat beside him and noticed the broken monitor. "Uhhhh, Aidan?" Aidan looked at her with a huge smile on his ugly face. "What is it my dear?" Gaybo I mean Aidan said. "What happened to your monitor?" Poppy said with a shocked look on her face. "It exploded randomly, stupid windows 8." Papi knew he was lieing, but she did not care. She needed to do what she came here to do. "Aidan, I have something I have be wanting to tell you." Papi said. Her face a bright red. "I love- to be continued
