Gordon: Hi
MikholCleford: um r u even real?
Gordon: of course I am!
MikholCleford: plz *snaps in a "z"*
Gordon: ???
MikholCleford: OH MY GOD WHAT UF YOURE LUKE?!!!
Gordon: pfft nah. I wish though. The guy has got some good legs 👌🏻
MikholCleford: IS ThIS CALPAL THEN?!!!! Omg my little Scottish kiwi. MARRY ME?
Gordon: hurt. What about Ashton and Michael? Both badass guys. Ashton with his luscious hair and he's ruggedly handsome which I'm not at all *cries*
MikholCleford: ASH?!??!!
*Gordon is typing...*
Gordon: nah
MikholCleford: wowwwww you took almost 5 minutes for that... I've been stalking 5sos the whole time, especially Mikey!!! He's bae 💕😏
Mikey's POV
A cute girl likes me. Life complete.
(Back to texting in 3rd person)
Gordon: SAMe MIkEY is baeeeee!1!1!1!
MikholCleford: A MIKEY GIRL!!!
MikholCleford: ***GUY
Gordon: I mean I can prove it babe ;)))))))))))
MikholCleford: tf
Gordon: holy balls that was my best mate Robert! Sorry :/
MikholCleford: wait we don't even know each other's names 😂 lol
Gordon: well what's your name?
MikholCleford: my name is Jurnee Clifford Hemmings 👀
Gordon: hey! That's my last name!
MikholCleford: um what? Did you just??? Dude same Clifford is our last names cause we're Mikey fans.
Gordon: ha yeah. That's how much I love Mikey 💁🏻💕😂😂
MikholCleford: yoooooo so what's your name?
Gordon: well it's my Kik name also wow your name is so....unique!
MikholCleford: I would say the same as yours but I'd be lying
Gordon: hurt
MikholCleford: no I mean like your name is Mikey's middle name 💁🏻 totally not unique little poo
Gordon: little poo? That's not my name
MikholCleford: nothinggggg anyways yeah I'm Jurnee, just like the word "journey" but spelled dramatically different because my parents were all high and shit like the hippies they are
Gordon: oh shit you have hippy parents?
MikholCleford: no I'm joking, I tend to be sarcastic a fuck ton. Just saying.
Gordon: I'll try to keep up ;))))
MikholCleford: you won't be able to ;))))
Gordon: life's made for taking chances
MikholCleford: whoa that got deep asf
Gordon: like my dick ;))))
MikholCleford: that didn't make any fucking sense 😂😂✋🏻
Gordon: DONT STOP BELIEVING! HOLD ON TO THE FEELINMGGGGG
MikholCleford: just stop ✋🏻 that's sooooo original
Gordon: it's funny 😏😂😂😂
MikholCleford: k bye
Gordon: noooooo wait come back
Gordon: wait where'd you go?!?!?
Gordon: imma just exit now
Gordon: I CAN SEE THAT YOURE READING THIS JURNEE!!!
Gordon: plzzzz answer Jurneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Gordon: ANSWER ME IM SO BORED
Gordon: omfg
MikholCleford: Gordon Ramsey?!?
Gordon: it took you almost 10 minutes to think of that....?
MikholCleford: yep (((((;
Gordon: the winky face is backwards!!!!! *pouts*
MikholCleford: Awww wait what do you look like?
