SuperHero

Chapter 1:Fair Warning

Before we get into this entire story and you as the reader begins this commitment of the reading this story in the normal ritual you would read any other story, and when I say ritual I mean that everyone has their own way of how the go about reading a story whether it's you having to lay on your bed to read, or waiting for a particular time to read, or going to the park, or going to the library, or taking a shit, or whatever it is you do I just want to start off by giving you a fair warning. This story is full of shit and there are just to many stories out there for you to be reading this one, so if you could just please save yourself and I the time by reading something else I would gladly appreciate it..............................

(FIN)

If you've scrolled down the page instead of leaving then I guess you really must not have a life, or your just not that stupid, or you sincerely care about this story. I'm going to go with you not being that stupid cause errrr duh it's a fucking book, there is obviously no way that could be all there is to it of course how could they fall for that Maria! (Maria is my name by the way). You can't really hate me for trying though, I mean this story is about MY LIFE FOR FUCKING CRYING OUT LOUD!!! if you were as secluded as me then you would understand and if you are then you definitely are biting your nails for me as we speak.

People like me keep our lives in our mouths and in our heads while the attention seekers out there are the ones who embrace this spotlight. The only reason this story is being told is due to how unusual it is, I mean it's definitely not your typical everyday story that you normally hear friends, relatives, employees and so on tell (it's more like complaining cause people do a lot of that). The thing about most stories is that they are usually unusual and that is exactly what makes them "riveting, a must read, a page turner" or whatever those people who review books for a living like saying about it. The point I'm trying make here is this story is usually unusual like the other books you love reading and that is why it needed to be told, it's beyond me and all my secluded ways. Now your probably wondering "well how is this book so unusual Maria"?, well here is what I can tell you without giving too much away, there is a superhero who does not have any superpowers at all which makes him like a hero when you think about it (Yeah guys I am not superhero) ,but at the same time he is pretty super due to the fact that he's always in the right place at the right time saving people no matter the circumstance( just like some overly done character from Marvel or D.C.).

You cannot tell me that isn't unusual, I mean unless you have some high school senior who has not even graduated yet but is walking around saving a bunch of dumb asses from themselves (if you do then exit this story and go write yourself one). After reading that your probably thinking "um Maria do the police not fucking exist in this story or are they just useless"? and I'M here to tell you that they very much do exist in this story , it's just that they seem to be very trigger happy these days. They have a way of ending things that don't actually end things it just makes everything worse( if you know what I mean, cause I think you do). So calling the cops doesn't really help all the time and plus this guy saves people from stuff the cops would not show up for (Marvel, D.C. overly done superheroes included) like the personal stuff, the little things that you don't see on the news. I know I sound like some major fan of this guy but I can't stand him, I think he can be a real pain the ass (well my ass to be exact), but that's just because I could never see myself going around worrying about the live of others, I only have one person I worry about that much (Busty Blonde) and every now and then I wonder if I even want to deal with her.

Well, I think that's just about all I had to say in this foreword (yeah you guys this not a chapter, though if your smart you'd know that by now). I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this foreword is longer than it should be when it comes to having one in a book, but how should I know I don't read books like you guys. I could just honestly go on a very bitchy rant about the things that go on in this story that I hate in order to prolong this foreword, (I know you don't want that) but I sincerely think it's time we get to this story. The last thing I'll say though, I know I've sounded like a book promoter for a good portion of this foreword and I've probably got you completely convinced on seeing this book through the end, but this is the last time I'll tell (beg) you to just close the fucking book and read something else (please!!!!). Would you like it if I could just read a book about you cause I think you'd hate it (a lot). Nonetheless, if you still are staring at your bright ass screen ( YOU MONSTER!!) all I say to you (I'm crying on the inside) is enjoy the story (fuck your existence).

M.W.

End Of Chapter 1

I hoped you enjoyed reading the first part of my story SuperHero which was actually not a chapter just a foreword if you didn't catch that already. Please make sure to comment no matter the criticism I can handle it. Thank you for reading