(Authors Note, hooray! Anyway so this is not a fast forward lovey dovey fanfic but a comedic one that develops during chapters, so bear with it, after all the last chapter will be a treat :3 also beware that point of views will change, it will be mostly from Fuka's but some chapters might be in Fenrich's point of view. Have fun!)
"You are a prinny now, understand? Even if you didn't fully develop into one, you're still a prinny!" The vampire had said to me. Whatever dream this is, it's stupid and I want to wake up soon. The vampire in front of me keeps telling me that I'm actually dead but if I were dead, I'd be in heaven! This is just a dumb dream. "Are you listening to my lord?!" A loud voice came out of nowhere as I jumped. "You are to be with the other prinnies, lass!" The tall figure snapped. He had a long silver mane and yellow eyes, looked like a werewolf to me. I walked back into the group of blue penguins, apparently I was one of them, and watched the two walk away. I was totally right about him being werewolf because he had a silver tail that was hardly noticeable at first because of his hair. I giggled as it seemed to slightly wag. "Hey, what the heck happened to you, dood?" A voice said as I looked below, it was a blue penguin thing, what were they called? Prinnies? "I don't know, the vampire guy said something went wrong so I'm an 'unprinny'?" I replied as the prinny seemed to gasp. "You are not to call him something as casual as 'the vampire man' he's lord Valvatorez, our instructor, dood!" The prinny declared loudly. "Yeah we will get punished if we don't show respect" another one said. "Yikes.." I murmured and before I can even blink the vampire or "Lord Valvatorez" came back, screw it, I'm calling him Valzy, his name is too long. "Prinny! Repeat what you said!" Valzy said to the prinny, pointing a thin finger at it. "Yeah we will get punished if we don't show respect" the prinny repeated with clear fear in his voice. "You forgot prinny rule no. 1! Say dood at the end of your sentences!" Valzy said as the werewolf went to his side. "Oh shit dood! I'm sorry dood!" "Too late! Now you're back on tier 1, scrubbing the toilets!" The werewolf said to the prinny, giving it a dirty look as if forgetting to say a word is the worst offense in the world. So we have weird penguin things, a werewolf, and a vampire.. Yeah where's my alarm clock when I need it? "And you lass! This rule applies to you too! Just because you're not completely a prinny doesn't mean you're special!" The werewolf snarled at me as Valzy sighed in disappointment. "These prinnies keep forgetting the first rule Fenrich.." His said, his voice heavy in disappointment. FenFen (I didn't want to leave him out in this too) shook his head in agreement, "the quality of humans souls really have went down, my lord" he said. "OH MY GOD YOU KNOW WE'RE RIGHT HERE!" I couldn't help but to yell it, I mean he was openly saying we were disappointments. "YOU FORGOT THE FIRST RULE AGAIN!" Valzy said, unexpectedly raising his voice. "IM NOT SAYING IT!" I declared. I had no idea what I was doing at the moment, it was just blind rage. "DON'T SASS MY LORD YOU LITTLE BITCH!" FenFen yelled as I flinched. Yikes this dream isn't just weird but also scary, I mean FenFen yells louder than my dad when I fail an exam. This was going to be a long night for me...
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Fuka the matchmaker! (Valvatorez X Fenrich fanfiction)
FanfictionFuka recently died and reincarnated as an prinny, however, it backfired, at least according to prinny instructor, Valvatorez. As a "unprinny" Fuka has to work at a factory and upon this she notices that obviously Valvatorez's werewolf steward, Fenri...
