Crime scene first interview: the billionaire

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police officer: Last Sunday the bank was robbed, at 6:00 pm, where gonna ask you these questions, OK? Where were you last night?
Billionaire: At my beautiful mansion *speaks in a British accent*
police officer: What were you Doing?
Billionaire: reading the days mail
Police: ok, was anyone with you?
Billionaire: Only my super hot model Fiancee
police officer: we will tell you the results later, Go Now!

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