Double Overkill:Volume1

Chapter1

(Morning 10:00)

(birds chirping)

I opened my eyes to see my little,white ,fluffy, dog chimi on top of me."what are you doing?"I question him.As I rosed up he was rocking back and forth between my legs.i Stood still and thought to my self WTF was he doing until it (STRUCT ME LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNING!!!)AHHHHHHH! I screamed. I jumped off the bed and ran through the hallway getting chased by a mad dog trying to rape a 17 year old virgin girl like come on I'm not even close looking similar to a female breed !!!

We ran around the house of couple of times I ran passed the kitchen table and grabbed a stac of banana and threw it at chimi who was dodging them like someBruce Lee like WTF.i ran back up stairs and locked the door.i looked up to see it was 10:45!!! "I'm Late!!!!" This couldn't get any worse.

(BBOOM)-the dog bust it's head threw the door-

"Holy Shit!" I got up and looked at the mirror my messy black hair looked bad and my white flowery dress lolked like shit .i hurried to get my navy blue blazer and my black skirt but I had my shoes I could ntot find my socks?(memory:I putted in the hallway draw!!)you must thought I ran out there he'll naw I took some bright sunny lookin socks Andy backpack and climbed out the window . While I was climbing out the window my hair got stuck!!!!!"help!!"I yelled

"Omg!!!" I heard a shy like voice said to me. I looked down and it was was a Akane. She was beautiful she had blue hair and a nice figure but she was very weird in a way trust me very weird!!!

Me:Akane help me go get the clippers from the kitchen-

Akane:kk:3

Me:wait no!!!

Before i can tell her to come back the dog was trying to get Akane so sad we'll it was nice knowing her -shakes my head-

Hi Yakima !!!!

I looked up to see Akane with chimi in her hand Chimi is adorable!she says.

Noooooooooooo!!!!!!chimi  jumped on me and we fell to the ground .

HELP ME!!!!!!!i yelled 

Akane:don't worry I come get -

She fell out the window !!

I looked at her and started to cry!!!