[Words are read out as they appear.]
Narrator: THE BIGGEST AND MOST EPIC MIXELS minisode EVER!
[Credits explode. Cut to the Mixel Festival. Vulk is at a DJ booth and the other Mixels are dancing and chatting. Vulk grabs and throws an Infernite/Electroid Cubit up and Flain and Teslo catch it.]
Flain and Teslo: Mix! (Balloons come out of the Cubit, and pop. The Flain/Teslo Mix floats down using jet boosters and lands while the others cheer. He grabs his tail like a microphone and taps on it, a feedback sound is heard.)
Flain/Teslo Mix: (in Flain's voice, talking through his tail) Welcome, Mixel dudes, to the annual Mixel Mix Fest!
[Cut to three podiums. An Electroid/Cragster Cubit, an Infernite/Frosticon Cubit, and a Fang Gang/Flexer Cubit sit on them. The Mix pops up in front of them.]
Flain/Teslo Mix: ...Where we celebrate the totally rad, super-awesome power of the Cubit!
Other Mixels: (cheer)
Flain/Teslo Mix: Great moves out there! And Hell!Emo won't be in the party because...
Hell!Emo: [over megaphone] Attention Mixels! This is your better speaking.
Flain/Teslo Mix: What the mix?!
Hell!Emo: I have invited my family to Mixel Festival! [scene pans out to show the Mixel Festival surrounded by something Hell!Emo's family]
[Cut to Mix, who is now accompanied by Slumbo, Krader, Tentro, and Gobba. They all look unimpressed. The latter four duck out of screen.]
Flain/Teslo Mix: Yeah... Anyways, let the mixing begin!
[He throws a large handful of Cubits towards the audience. Chomly catches a Frosticon/Fang Gang one, Krader an Infernite/Cragster one, and Slumbo a Frosticon/Infernite one. Pan to Zorch catching an Infernite/Electroid one, Tentro a Frosticon/Flexer one, and Volectro a Cragster/Electroid one.]
Zorch, Krader, Volectro, Slumbo, Chomly and Tentro (variously): Mix! Mix! Mix!
[The Mixels mix while multiple Mix splashes appear. Pan up to the sky, a giant mechanical cloud floating by propellers flies in. Inside is Major Nixel. A single Nixel is running on a treadmill, panting.]
Major Nixel: DOWN PERISCOPE!
[The Nixel cranks a machine, a periscope drops down, and Major Nixel looks through a lens that comes from under the cloud. It shows the Mixels enjoying the festival. He then retracts the periscope.]
Major Nixel: The annual Mix Festival...
(Cuts back to the party, where a wrestling match is taking place)
Hell!Emo: I just love me some Worldstar fight! (Krader thrown through Mixel Festival)
Flain: Uhh, Teslo, can I have a word with you? Have you noticed that Emo has gone COMPLETELY INSANE?!
Teslo: What do you mean?
Flain: Just look at her. [notice a sign that reads "Annual Hamlogna sandwich Chug" and everyone is rooting for Hell!Emo, who is eating a bunch of Hamlogna sandwich]
Teslo: Flain, she's goes crazy something near and dear to her. Haven't you...
Flain: Look again. [Hell!Emo walks in a circle sticking her tongue out.]
Teslo: [now visibly scared] You're right. How do we get to kill her?
Flain: If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to Emo.
Teslo: Ok. [both scream over to Hell!Emo. Hell!Emo tries to run away but the fight goes down hill, with her in it. The leaders walks over]
Krader: Oh my god. Those guys are fighting!
Gobba: Maybe we should join them. [They join the fight.]
[Cut back to the mechanical cloud's interior]
Major Nixel: Prepare the Mega Nixel Mixel Nixer!
[A large swarm of Nixels are enclosed inside a large orb.]
Major Nixel: Be brave, my Nixels! Be brave!
[Cut to outside the cloud. A hatch opens up and the orb falls out. Major Nixel peeks down from the hatch.]
Major Nixel: Hahahahahah!
[The orb falls, while multiple Nixels are heard chanting rapidly. It explodes, and the color starts to go black and white. The Mixels are caught in the color change, and soon grow zombie-like, moaning and stiffly walking. Cut to Lunk, who's one of the last ones caught.]
Lunk: Duh-huh-huh-huh...Duh... (color is zapped, his stare grows blank) Duh...Duh...Duh...
[The wave hits the podiums, and the Cubits grow black and white, and then shatter into pieces. The Mixels continue to walk like zombies as the cloud makes a landing. A door on the side opens and Major Nixel is there, multiple Nixels surround him.]
Major Nixel: Ahahahaha! I have nixed the Mixel Festival! Thank you, to some annoying and forgettable Nixels. This land is our land!
[Cut back to the fight.]
Flain: STOP FIGHTING!!! [Stop fighting] Now...
Gobba: Look!
[Cut to the festival. A zombified Vulk is still at the turntables as the zombified Mixels rock side to side while Major Nixel and the Nixels dance.]
Gobba: It's Major Nixel!
[Cut to destroyed Cubits.]
Gobba: And the Mixel Festival Cubits are destroyed!
Kraw: He's nixed the festival!
Teslo: And our friends!
Krader: (jumps up) Attack!
[The leaders and Hell!Emo run towards the festival, screaming.]
Major Nixel: Oh, no! Mixels! ATTACK!
Nixels: [tries to jump at the leaders and Hell!Emo but stops in mid-air and falls to the ground then dies.]
Major Nixel: M-My Nixels.....there dead! [Grabs his guns and aims the guns at the leader and Hell!Emo]
[Major Nixel runs towards the leaders & Hell!Emo, who scream and run away. And Major Nixel stops]
Major Nixel: Yeah, you better run!
[Cut to a cave, the leaders & Hell!Emo quickly hide in it.]
Krader: Way to go, Emo. YOU RUIN THE MIXING FESTIVAL!
Flain: Hey now, let's not get crazy about it. I wonder what those Nixels doing at the party.
[The seven of them peek out of the cave's mouth.]
Flain: What the heck?!
[A Nixel is kicked through one of the Thug Mixels windows and lands next to the leaders and Hell!Emo, with many broken bones. His leg twitches. The seven look through the broken window, and see Mixels fighting, becoming drunk, and playing pool. The inside is a disaster. Everything is cracked or splintered, and the dim lights make everything look red. "YEET." is written in spray paint on a wall with a dead or knocked out Mixel below it.]
Flain: I think we went to the wrong city.....
