"Well Bam we would like to talk to you about doing another series with you." I sat up quickly, "With MTV?" I asked, "Yes sir. Would you be interested?" Donna gave me a questioning, I licked her cheek quickly, "Fuck yeah. Well I would kind of want my relationship to be in it. For my girlfriend to be in the series have it revolve around our relationship." "Oh have you had a divorce from your current wife?" The man asked "Yeah actually. The show would revolve around that too. WHOLE LOTTA DRAMA." I said, Donna was picking wax off of her side. "Well that's appealing to us here at MTV..." the man said in a pondering voice, "When would you be available for cameras to arrive." "Well I'm actually on set for the new Jackass movie." I said picking wax off Donna's side helping her. "Could we happen to know your girlfriends location to start shooting her bits?" "She's actually in this Jackass movie too." "Oh really?? Brave girl." "Yeah she's something else." I said smiling at her, Donna rolled her eyes and smiled getting up, "Can you hold on a second please, Buggy where are you going?" I asked putting the phone behind my ear, "I'm going to get a beer do you want one?" She asked putting black skinny jeans on, "Uh fuck yeah I want one." I said smirking. "May I ask what's your girlfriends name." The man asked, "Yeah her name is Donna Velinco. But you'll hear a lot of people, well most people call her Buggy or Buggs." I said watching Donna put on a HIM shirt and jump out of the trailer, "Excellent, well do you need time to think of a series name?? The old series names you had were riveting." I furred my eyebrows, Riveting? What a dick. "Bam's Mischief Order." I said, Donna came back antiqued and pissed with 2 Budweisers. "Oh that's really good. Could we send cameras to the set?" "Sure we're Illinois, you can contact Glomb for further directions." "Thank you Mr. Margera. Pleasure working with you again." Donna handed me my beer, I laughed at her whitened hair, she hit my arm, "Yeah no problem, oh and just call me Bam." "Alright Bam cameras will be on set tomorrow." "Sounds good." "Have fun. Mr.- Err Bam." "Thanks man. Bye." I said hanging up,
"The fuck was that about?" Donna asked sitting Indian style across from me. "We have a new show coming out," she smiled, "Fucking sick!" she said, "Your gunna be like an actually known person." I said taking a sip of my beer, "So you got antiqued huh??" I asked ruffling her white powdered hair, "Fucking Dunn and Knoxville man." She said fluffing her hair. "I feel like... you're not gunna get to be your usual self here." I said taking another sip, "What do you mean?" She asked, I looked at her and smirked, "You can't tease your hair, wear a shit ton of makeup. We're doing stunts baby and being stupid, not going down a runway." She laughed "...I'm always going down a runway." She said putting on red eyeliner. "Whatever you say, so the camera crew will be here tomorrow." "FOR THE NEW SHOW?!" She asked loudly turning around. "Yeah." I said laughing, "I don't want people to see me being an ass. I'll look stupid." She said, that's the first time I think I ever heard her be all shy and shit, "Hey you idiot." I called to her as she got up, she turned around, I stood up finishing my beer. "You're fucking perfect no matter what." I said slapping her ass, "Awh! You douche!" She said hitting my arm, this is the type of relationship I like... I can be myself she can be herself, and I can fall in love with someone just like me. Its fucking awesome. Donna walked outside putting her Ray-Bans on. Which I bought. Just putting that out there. I walked out right after putting on my hat, "How did you like that antique Donna?" Pontius asked, "Oh go attach your cock to another rope and let it be flown." She said walking past him, I laughed and put my arm around her shoulder. I felt liquid on my back, I turned around, "AGH!" I yelled running away as Dunn was peeing on me, "The fuck!" I yelled taking off my sweater. He laughed keeling over to the ground, "I had to get your sorry ass back." "Goddamn I don't trust any of youse." Donna said laughing. "You sons of bitches." I said smirking.
-Donna's P.o.V-
Being here on set, I literally feel like I should keep a gun with me, or tasers cause those are always fun and Bam reeeeally loves those (note sarcasm as to Jackass 3). This shit is fucking nerve wracking, I've never been with people who can do such gross things like this, then again I've know Bam Bam for so long this doesn't phase me, it just slightly bugs the shit of out me.
-Lunch time-
"So Donna how are things on set for you?" Preston asked, Bam kissed my cheek and got up, "It sucks I hate all of you." I joked drinking my beer, "Why?" Steve-O asked grinning, "I literally feel mentally incapacitated." I said taking a bite of my chicken. Dunna laughed, "Incapacitated." I kicked his foot, "I can use big words." I said, everyone looked behind me then looked away quickly, "W-What?" I asked, Dunn closed his eyes, I felt something drop on my neck, it moved....it was a bug... a big one. "OH MY FUCKING GOD!" I screamed starting to cry, I got up and ran away... far away just legging it, crying. "EW!" I screeched jumping up and down. Bam started running towards me, "I walk away for two seconds what the fuck happened?" He asked calling to me out of breath, I sat on the floor shaking, "Ew." I whispered. He cradled me as I cried, Dunn ran over, "Donna I'm sorry Buggy." he said, "What happened?" Bam asked, Knoxville put a Himalayan Beetle on her neck. "Those things are fucking huge!" Bam yelled, I whimpered, "Its okay Buggy, I'm here." Bam said, "Fuck heads." He mumbled, "No you know how I felt with the snakes D." He said, Tremaine walked over, "You okay Bugg?" He asked, "Yeah I'm fine, you fucking douche bags." I said laughing and wiping my tears, "Babe." I looked up, "Kiss me." Bam said puckering his lips. "No" I said defiantly and trying to get up, "Noooo! Kiss me!" He said kissing my cheek and my neck, "Bam! Nooooooo!" Everyone was watching us from the tent. "Just one." He said holding me down, he pressed his lips to mine forcefully yet romantically. I giggled and kissed him back wrapping my arms around his neck. He picked me up and started carrying me to the trailer, "Hey! We have to film!" Tremaine called, Bam broke the kiss to answer him, "DON'T REALLY CARE!" he yelled closing the trailer door and giving a lustful smirk at me, his eyes trailed down my body....
Till next time kids :P
