I woke up on my own, ON MY OWN! I looked at the clock, 11?? Excellent! I walked out of my room, Bam wasn't up?? I looked all of downstairs, nope not up, "Lets go play with Bam Bam." I said getting a bucket. I poured hot water in while dropping in teabags, "Breakfast in bed." I said slicing oranges. The bucket was pretty fucking heavy, after I lugged the bucket I walked quietly into Bam's room. 1,2,3. I dumped the bucket and threw the oranges, "HOLY FUCK!!!" Bam screamed, I laughed falling on the floor. Bam looked down at me, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. "Brea-Breakfast i-in Bed!" I said laughing, "What time is it?" He mumbled, "11....30" I said looking at the clock. He got out of bed and stripped naked, I saw his dick, "OH GOD! BAM!" I said shielding my eyes. "Good morning!" he said happily, "Guess where we go today!" I thought for a second, "No idea." I said pouting, "JACKASS!!!" he yelled tackling me, "Yay!!!! Oh Bam what the fuck I can feel your penis! GET OFF Noooooooo!!!" I screamed, Dunn walked in, "What the fuck is this??" Dunn asked laughing, "His pee-pee is on me!" I said pouting. Bam got up and walked into the bathroom. "While you were out playing pranks on Margera, I packed your suitcase." Dunn said holding up my suitcase, I hugged Dunn tightly, "Thank you!" I said happily, "No problem." He said smirking
-Bam's P.o.V- -2 O'Clock, On the set of Jackass-
I stood next to Donna, "First rule about this set. Always watch your fucking back. You are never safe. Now I'll introduce you to everyone." I said putting my arm around her shoulder. Boy is she in for some shit.
-Donna's P.o.V-
"Donna.. this is Johnny Knoxville." He's so handsome in person. He gave me a hug, Steve-O and Wee Man came up to us, "Is this she?? Is this our newest member?" Steve-O asked, "Yep this is Donna." "Oh come on she's way to hot to do mean things too." Knoxville said, Pontius, Ehren and England came up to us and we all got introduced, "Believe me I'm just like one of the guys." I said, "She ain't lying either." Dunn said, "Are you willing to get naked for skits?" Knoxville asked, "Yep." "She ain't lying either." Bam said, I smirked, Wee Man stood next to me, "You are pretty beautiful." Wee Man said, "Aw thanks Wee Man." I said smirking. Preston walked up, "How long did it take your fat ass to walk up here?" Knoxville asked, "I'm Donna." I said to Preston, "OH HI!" he's a sweetheart. "I don't know if the state is gonna have something to say about having a girl on Jackass and torturing her." Steve-O said, " It's not gonna be torture if I get you back just as hard I'm not a prissy bitch, I'll fucking kill you." I said grabbing a beer. "And that's why she's my best friend." Bam said smirking, "When are we gonna start shooting?" I asked, Bam punched me square in the vagina, "NOW!" he yelled, I crumpled to the floor. "Holy shit are you okay?" Steve-O asked picking me up. "While I'm in heels Bam?!" I yelled pulling off my heels and putting on my Converse,"Word of advice sweetie, always good running shoes, a nice shirt and nice breatheable pants." Pontius said, "Fuck that fucking hurt." I cursed drinking my beer, I looked around for Bam, I noticed him just standing facing Loomis just talking. All the guys were trying to talk to me but as soon as I saw Bam I was up in a heartbeat running like a motherfucking cheetah. Bam turned around and all the guys were laughing at how fast I was running, I tackled Bam and knee'd him in his Bammy balls, "AGHHHHHHH!" he screamed, "That was for cunt punching me." I said running away, I sat back down the guys laughing hysterically, "You are officially a part of the crew." Pontius said, Dunn put his arm around my shoulder. "There's your trailer." Johnny said, "Oh you mean the one Ehren and England and Pontius are burning down?" I asked, "Yup that one." Bam said laughing, "Guess you'll just have to stay with me. " Bam said. I don't know about that.
-First proper day of shooting Jackass 4-
"You are doing that skit." Dunn said pointing at the casting sheet, Preston put his hand on my shoulder, "Oh fuck." I mumbled, I got changed into an all white suit, I got in front of the gate and looked at the camera, "I'm Donna V- shit!" I said nervously laughing, Bam laughed a little but the guys looked nervous how I was going to do this a 92 pound 5'0 foot girl getting the shit beat outta me by something that huge. "You do good Buggy!" Johnny called to me, "Don't worry Buggs!" Dunn said, "I'm Donna Velinco... shit... and this Bully Bull Beatdown..
THIS IS BULLSHIT!" I yelled, "Shut up Babes you'll startle it." Bam said helping me over, I jumped down into the bull pit, the gate opened. I almost shit myself, that noise is fucking terrifying. Then.. I saw the bull. It ran right past me, I closed my eyes and Dunn and Preston dumped red paint on me, "Fuck!" I cursed, the bull spotted me and went head on shoving into my stomach, my head smashed onto the floor. "Shit!" I cursed as the bull came back for more.
-Bam's P.o.V-
"FUCK!" I yelles as Donna hit the floor, "THE BULL IS GOING BACK FOR HER! DONNA GET UP!" Knoxville yelled, "WHY ISN'T SHE MOVING!" I yelled putting my hand over my mouth, "BUGGY!!!" Dunn yelled, the bull rammed her again, "DONNA!" I yelled, as the bull was running around her, "Why isn't she moving..." I whispered on the verge to tears.
