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Well what do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant. Lol I heard that today and came to mind. I don't know if that made you laugh or not but let see another joke. One day Little Johnny was walking home and over heard someone say "penis" and "vagina". So when he got home he asked his parents what they were. And they said a penis is a "hat" and a vagina was a "coat". That night he heard his parents fighting and heard his mom call his dad a "bastard" and heard this dad call his mom a "bitch". So he asked them what that meant. They said bitch is "lady" and bastard is "gentlemen". The next day the family was having Thanksgiving dinner at their house. So his mom was in the kitchen cutting the turkey. When she cut herself and said "fuck" so Little Johnny asked what that meant. She said it means "cut". Then when he went to tell his dad the guest were about to be there he was shaving. He cut himself and said "shit" then told his son it meant "shaving cream". So when the guest arrived Little Johnny answered the door and said "Welcome bitches and bastands, can I take your penises and vaginas? Mom and dad will join us soon. Mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey and dad is upstairs wipping the shit off his face. HAHAHAHA if did not make you laugh, sorry. It does me everytime. I love you. Muah!