Stalking Dualscar

He Da Man :3

Dualscar paused in the middle of his shopping. There it was again. That weird feeling that someone was watching him. He checked the rest of the aisle he was in, then, when finding no evidence of someone watching him, he went back to shopping, humming a song about the sea.

Behind one of the toilet paper rolls, a pair of eyes peered out at Dualscar, watching him while he shopped. They kept a constant vigil on him, ever watching and never wavering. They didn't even blink.

Soon Dualscar walked into a different aisle, this one much more crowded, and yet he still felt like he was being watched. He turned this way and that, looking for the source of this weird feeling, but could not. Not even the other shoppers in the aisle were looking at him, including the girl swinging on the-

Wait what the heck!? Dual looked up at the ceiling to see a teenage girl hanging from the aisle sign, staring at him intently. Her curly brown hair fell to just past her shoulders and freckles dotted her face as her greenish blue eyes watched him eerily.

Dualscar, nodding slowly in confirmation that he is actually seeing this, turned away and started walking off. Normally, he would flirt with anybody given the chance, but this girl was starting to creep him out for some reason.

At the checkout, Dualscar was even more creeped out because he swore he saw the same girl peering at him from behind the cashier. This girl might be cute, but she was starting to cross the even his boundaries, and that was saying something!

He quickly took his things and ran to his car, checking behind him to make sure the girl wasn't following him, and climbed in, sighing in relief and starting the engine. Soon he was on his way back to his hive, confident that he was far away from the stalker girl, though he had to admit that it felt quite nice to be liked enough to the point someone would follow him everywhere just to be near him.

Sighing, Dualscar leaned down a little, keeping his eyes on the road, and grabbed a piece of gum from the cup holder where he always had a piece ready just for himself, and leaned back up, unwrapping it. Popping it in his mouth, he looked back calmly into his rear-view mirror, seeing nothing but the empty seats on either side of the girl from earlier-

"OH MY COD!" Dual swerved his car around a small Prius and off to the side of the road, parking his car there and panting before looking back to see that the girl was still there, watching him with a smile.

He stared at her, still panting, his eyes wide and waiting for her to explain herself. She just stared back at him, smiling and acting like he hadn't almost driven off the road because of her sudden appearance, until finally she licked her semi-chapped lips and opened her mouth to speak.

"Hi."

Dualscar blinked. "How in tha name a Cape Cod did ya get in here?"

"I opened the door-and-and I-I climbed in."
She said this as though it was an achievement, smiling at him.

"No," he growled, shaking his head and glaring at her, "how did ya get in my car without me noticin?"

"I-I opened the door, right?"

"Right."

"A-and I climbed in." She smiled at him as though this answered everything.

Dualscar just glared at her. "There's something wrong with you."

She nods in agreement. "I have epilepsy and ADHD."

Dualscar just stared at her. He had no idea what to make of this girl. On one hand she was pretty cute and seemed to like him, but on the other she was stalking him, creeping him out, and he almost crashed his favorite car.

"Why are ya in my car? Why are ya followin me?"

She leans forward a little and whispers. "Because I love you." She sits back and smiles at him.

Dualscar blinks in confusion. "O-Kay... Would you mind gettin out of tha car so I can go home?" He really didn't want to spend time with this girl anymore. Even though she would naturally be the kind of girl he would flirt with and take home, she had this really creepy, crazy look in her eyes that made him want to slap her with a frozen fish.

"No I wouldn't mind." She smiles and stays where she is, clearly not taking the hint.

He sighs. "Alright lass, lets try somethin. I want ya ta climb out the car door..."

Within seconds of her doing what he asked, he shut the car door in her face and sped off, looking back to see her standing there on the side of the road watching him go. Laughing, he turned his eyes back to the road, sighing in relief and finishing his drive home.

Dualscar sighed and pulled out his cigar as he climbed out of his car. What a weird day. Well, at least the creepy stalker girl was gone and-

Dualscar stopped and stared at the girl as she crawled like a frog on the side of his car towards him and latched onto his leg, curling her long legs around it and hugging it.

He sighed. Dear gog would she ever leave him alone? He gave his leg a few experimental shakes, but for the life of him SHE WOULD NOT FALL OFF. He shook his head and, sighing, threw his hands up in the air in surrender.

Cronus raised an eyebrow at Dualscar as he walked in with a teenage girl clinging possessively to his leg.

"Wvhat-"

"Don't ask."

Cronus peered at the girl's face.

"Mine," she stated plainly.