Attack on Neko

Chapter 1

Levi's POV

    It's been two days since we moved into the filthy old survey corps base, and two days since I put Eren up to the task of cleaning the whole castle. I entered a room that even I didn't know about. "You know, maybe I should have made Eren clean the whole castle in a sexy maid outfit. Hahaha, that would have been funny to see." I thought. The library was quiet and covered in dirt, dust, and cobwebs. "Geez, Eren, you need to clean the WHOLE castle!" I called him in.

     When he walked in, I grabbed him and entangled my fingers in his hair and slammed him into a dusty bookshelf. "Wow his has really soft hair. Shut the fuck up." I mentally slapped myself. I look at and asked "Does this shit look clean to you, shitty brat. Do whole fucking room again." I noticed the bags under his pretty emerald eyes. "I can't clean anymore Heichou, I haven't slept in two days." I slammed him into the dusty bookshelf again, and then slammed him to the floor and kicked him in the gut.
  
     "Listen to me you, shitty brat. I don't take I 'can'ts' in this place. Clean this place by dinner or else there will be consequences." As I left I locked the door behind me and went down stairs.

*Time Skip brought to you by dragons*

    He should be done with the room by now. I storm up the stairs, unlock the door, and nearly slam open the door. I look around for Eren and see him on the floor sleeping. As I was watching him sleep I noticed that he was blushing in his sleep. As my eyes are traveling down his body I noticed that he has a fucking boner, then I hear him mumble something in his sleep.
   
     I couldn't quite understand it. I really didn't care cause I look around the room and it was still a fuckin mess. I pick up my foot and slam it down right onto his boner. He yells in pain. "Wake up you mother fucking brat. Do you think you can just quiet cleaning and sleep. Then pop a fucking boner. I don't think so." He gets out a "Heichou" before I start kicking him in the gut. "I told you that there was going to be consequences if you didn't clean this room."

      I kicked him hard in the face. Then right as I'm about the kick him in the face again Hanji burst into the room. "What is it, shitty glasses?" I ask her angrily. "I need Eren for an experiment." She drooling all over the fucking floor. "I'll give him to you if you stop drooling over the goddamn floor." She just nods.

Eren's POV

Its been two whole days since we've moved to the survey corps base, its also been two days since Heichou put me to work on cleaning the WHOLE freaking castle by myself.

*Time Skip*

Right has I finishing the bathrooms Heichou calls into a room that I didn't even know was there. When I walked into the room Heichou grabs me by the hair of the head and slammed me into a dusty bookshelf. He asked me if the bookshelf looked clean and I told him "I can't clean anymore Heichou, I haven't slept in two days."

      He slammed me into the bookshelf again and then slammed me to the floor and kick me square in the gut. He looked down at me and said, " Listen to me, you shitty brat, I don't take 'I can'ts' in this place. Clean this whole room again by dinner or else there will be consequences." As I was laying there I saw Heichou leave and lock the door. Well, fuck there goes my chances of escaping. I finally get up off the floor and start to clean, but after ten minutes I begun to feel really sleepy.

     So, I laid down on the floor and when to sleep. After while I began to dream of Heichou. I was dreaming of fucking Heichou. Oh man, it was so hot and his moans were so sweet. I mumble his name while I slept. Then I felt a pain so bad that I though I was going to die. I opened my eyes and saw Heichou over me and he look so pissed the only word I got out was "Heichou" then he started kicking me. I couldn't hear what he was saying, but I saw the door burst open and Hanji was standing in the doorway. Hahaha saved by the door I guess. Then everything went black.

Hanji's POV

I need to find Eren quick without Levi noticing. Yeah right like that's going to happen, then I hear yelling from Levi and followed it. When I get there I find Levi beating the shit out of Eren. So, to save my lab rat I burst open the door and tell Levi I need to see Eren for an experiment and I really did but it was more to save his ass from Levi.

      I'm drooling all over the floor just for this dumb brat. Oh man I've been hanging out with Levi to much he's been rubbing off on me. Dammit, I need to have a long talk with Levi after I do my experiment and make Levi happy or I hope so. The other day I saw Levi surround by stray cats, I mean surround, they were trying to climb up his pants to get petted more.

       It was so freaking cute and he almost smiled I wished I had my camera on me, but when I need it most I don't have it on me. Anyways, Levi walks past me while I'm still lost in thought. I walk over to the pasted out Eren and drag him to my lab. Damn, this kid is heavier than he looks. I finally get him to my lab and onto the chair. I'm actually glad that Eren is knocked out cold cause I have to stick a needle in him and he hates needles. I put the needle in him that will make him into a cat or I hope so. This might end up going bad but I hope not. I giggle like a maniac.

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