*goes to coffee with a friend*
Me- "Ashton touched my heart."
Friend- "Aww, that's soo sweet!"
Me- "No, like literally."
Friend- "Is he a heart surgeon or something?"
Me-"No his dick is so lo-"
*friend picks up coffee and stands up*
Friend- "Umm... I'm going to leave now."
***
The picture. The pic- *burst into tears at the sight of Ashton's manhood -E
