*goes to coffee with a friend*

Me- "Ashton touched my heart."
Friend- "Aww, that's soo sweet!"
Me- "No, like literally."
Friend- "Is he a heart surgeon or something?"
Me-"No his dick is so lo-"

*friend picks up coffee and stands up*

Friend- "Umm... I'm going to leave now."

***
The picture. The pic- *burst into tears at the sight of Ashton's manhood -E

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