Well one day I decided to go to my friends house. That friend was a good friend, I had no problems with her. To me she was flawless.
Once I got over there we were having a blast. We played the guitar, gawked at Andy biersacks instagram. It was so much fun.
Then I started getting tired, so I tried to go to sleep. But then a Bitch jump on the bed like a wild monkey. I wanted to punch her in the throat, I didn't.
Later we finally went to sleep. Then that's when I found out about the bitches flaw.
As I was sleeping I woke up freezing, I felt like a frozen fish stick. I realized that all the blankets were gone. So I turned over and there she was. The Bitch. She was all wrapped in the blankets looking like a burrito! That cozy ass Bitch took my blankets! So, I snatched the blankets from her and felt good about it. I thought that the Bitch could use some discipline.
So later that night I woke up again. Frozen solid I was again! I look over and all I see I a giant burrito blanket. THE BITCH DID IT AGAIN!! So, I just take the Bitch and throw her out the window. The End.
