The parody book

Parody of- carly rae jepson I really like you

I really wanna kiss you but "accidentally" fart
I feel like I will throw up on you balls

So honey hold my hand and I'll hit you with a chair
I feel like I could die looking at your face, it's true

Lots of people have found true love but you don't seem to give a fuck so I got some divorce papers bitch
Also I am dating your brother

I really really really really really really hate you do you want me I don't want you cause you smell like poo

I really really really really
Really really hate you
Do you want me? I don't want you
Cause you smell like poo

Oh, I don't give a fuck
Go and pack your stuff
I will keep the fish

I really really really really
really really hate you
Do you want me?
I don't want you
Cause you smelly liked poo

It's like everything you say
Is a piece of dumb old shit
And all you wanna do is
Get me into your bed

You treat me like a flown
I mean clown fuck you autocorrect
You think that your so right but we
Know your wrong, you bitch

Late night watching all your favourites
Like football tennis this is pointless
But who is this girl you just liked her pic, oh wait it's just your momma

I really really really really
Really really hate you
Do you want me? I don't want you
Cause you smell like poo

I really really really really
Really really hate you
Do you want me? I don't want you
Cause you smell like poo

Oh, I don't give a fuck
Now you've packed your stuff
Get lost you fat slut

I really really really really
Really really hate you
Do you want me? I don't want you
Cause you smell like poo

Who gave you eyes like that?
You look demented
I try best not to laugh but
They look retarded

I'm glad your finally gone
But I need to text you something
Yeah, I need to text you something...

I really really really really
Really really hate you
Do you want me? I don't want you
Cause you smell like poo

I really really really really
Really really hate you
Do you want me? I don't want you
Cause you smell like poo

Oh, never gave a fuck
Guess your out of luck
Bitch you never loved

I really really really really
Really really hate you
Do you want me? I don't want you
Cause you smell like poo

I really really really really
Really really hate you
Do you want me? I don't want you
Cause you smell like poo

I really really really really
Really really hate you
Do you want me? I don't want you
Cause you smell like poo