5:11 AM
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Ugh, finally! I thought as I plopped down in my plane seat next to my best friend and her "we-almost-had-it-but-my-crush-died" guy, which yeah sounds complicated , but not really a problem since he's great conversation AND I was partly responsible for them low-key hitting it off. Honestly If I had known she had a crush on him that was 💯 , I would've told him and he would've just made out with her right then and there under the moonlight surrounded by the sound of the rolling credits of an ending movie that no one was watching and white noise of a driving greyhound bus. Never minding my friend Bella who decided to take pictures of the exiting "new couple" with flash and in the most obvious way, Looking like an oblivious white mom with tons of money. Which, Same Bella same, because although a little unsettling to two people trying to low-key smash, they didn't seem to mind or at least not that I could see. But that was last year.
"DING!" The plane speakers boom as the flight attendant proceeds to speak about safety features and taking off while me and Bryan laugh about his shitty Fam.
"You know , Even if your parents gave you shitty Christmas gifts and showered your brother with bomb ass gifts, they still paid for this first class travel pass to Europe." I told Bryan trying to lift his spirits because the gifts were indeed quite shitty.
"I guess you're right Sophia, I mean I fucking hate them so this is more of a getaway than a gift from them. Plus , I think they wanted me gone ."
"Oh, come on... Of course they wanted you gone.They obviously don't like you or else your presents wouldn't have been SO shitty for Christmas. This Europe trip will be good for you(and me, I didn't say that out loud tho.) , you don't have to see them and maybe, when we get to France you can bang a French girl. "First off, Yes. I'm definitely banging a French girl now that you bring it up, definitely doing that--"
" You mean her."
"Yes. And I hope you bang some hot French guy , so I don't feel bad when I got laid and you didn't."
"Don't you fucking worry, IM getting lai-. "
"DING!" "Ladies and gentlemen, we are cleared for take off in 5 Minutes .Please make sure your tables are up and your seat isn't reclined. Make sure your belt is properly fastened and have a nice trip."
"Ahem. Before I was Rude-as-shit & unexpected-as-shit interrupted, I AM getting laid. Don't you worry "
"I'm not even gonna low-key doubt that"
"Bruh."
"Fred, where the hell did you come from??"
"Oh, fucking first class is so great. We get to walk around and get hammered in the sky."
"Boy have you ever even been drunk ?"
"Ok no.But when in international air the drinking rules don't apply!"
"Whatever, just don't let me see you attempting to hump a throw pillow with shots in your hand. Or God forbid- a girl."
"Shut the fuck up Sophia, go fuck yourself."
"Maybe later , if I'm not already smashing someone else, but if YOU do because you're forever alone , make sure you do it in your own cabin."
"Bye , Bitch"
"Byeeeeeeeeee"
Literally Fred is so Awk with girls and I only made that jerk off joke because when you're drunk it's almost impossible to jizz . He doesn't know that, he will soon tho.
-I realized you can do whatever in first class so I decided to find some guys to tease, but first I check on Ariel and make sure she isn't (A.) Drunk or (B.)In any way shape or form getting some dick before take off. I tell Bryan I'll be back, but he's on his phone.
"Ariel?"
"Yeah?" She called from the end of the bar. Mind you she was with two hot & buff guys.Since everyone(but them & Bryan and I)was in their plane seats. "Tan and buff boy.UP.NOW. I need to talk to my friend."
As requested they followed my orders since Anna and I are the hottest girls there. But I happen to actually be nice to people. I mean, when I fucking feel like it. But nonetheless. Still pretty nice for a sexy Bitch.
"Why are you in the bar? We're about to take off."
"Really? Oh well ,I was getting a drink and looking for some dic-."
"Really Bitch?"
"Yesssss! I saw some 🔥HOT 🔥 guys at the bar sipping soda.So I said hi, and we got to talking..."
"Whatever Ho, just come on. We have got to get to our seats now or else we gonna get tossed around like fucking salad.
"Damn bitch, I know how a plane works."
"What did you want me to say? Tossing pieces of Salad AND croutons."
DING!DING!
"Please find your seats, we are about to take off."
Finally. As I go back to my seat 2 minutes later and I reminisce about the last 10 minutes and realized Ariels "getting dick" idea isn't SO bad. Just saying. WATCH OUT BOYS.
~~~~~~~~END OF CHAPTER 1~~~~~~~~~~~
