It's Been A While

Bloop.

Holy hell, he's on...

"WHAT'S UP BITCH?!"

"Delirious! Hey! Thanks for helping me out with this skit...ahem...bitch."

"Woooow. Ahaha, no problem, man, so what is it we gotta do?"

"Okay, Christmas is coming up, yes?"

"Fuck yeah, CHRISTMAS! I looove Christmas so much, get to see Teddy almost everywhere...ahh I love Teddy."

God damn, Delirious loves those fucking bears....... Why can't he act like that about me? ..Ugh, shut up Evan, quit being a little priss.

"Alright, Delirious, chill out man hah. Anyways, so what you'll be doing is acting as Santa, and I'll be little owl Evan. And you pretty much do whatever the fuck you wanna do because that's entertaining to everyone, especially me."

"Haha a'ight sounds good. Let's see what we get out of this."

*Mindless acting and improvisation cut scene.*

"Delirious, what the fuck is that?"

"It's my cock."

"Not the banana, stupid, that huge fucking cannon that you're standing in."

"Awhaha, fuck you man! Santa is not gonna give you shit for Christmas."

"Hahaha why? Because I know his dick isn't really the size of a cannon."

"Shut up! You know nothing of Santa's genitals! Owls don't even have dicks.....I think."

"They do.....at least I think, but I'm not really an owl, I'm part man too."

"Woman, you mean."

"Go fuck yourself hahah."

"Ahahahaha I can't, mind doing the job for me?"

A blushing Evan has appeared.

"Ummm, yes I mind. I'm not putting my man parts near an unknown, probably dangerous, area."

"Excuse you, haha, I'm not dirty or dangerous."

"Hahah I never said anything about being dirty, but I'm gonna assume you are now."

"Wooow...woow, that hurts a little."

"Awww, want me make you feel better?"

"Yes..."

"Well, maybe later, now let's hurry so I can finish this video, pleeeaase."

"Hmph, fine, let's go."

*Yet some more skit action for our entertainment.*

"Alright well I think that about wraps it up, thanks again for doing this man."

"Yeah, no problem, it's been a long time since we've played."

"Yeah, huh? It has. Why haven't you wanted to join us?"

"Well....I mean....me and Cartoonz have gotten some good footage.."

"But you never even get on to chat anymore, like you used to with me."

"Yeah. I know. Sorry about that, just had to take a breather I guess."

"Delirious, we're friends dude, you know you can tell me anything."

"No, yeah, I know. But it's probably best I keep this stuff to myself, personal stuff I'm going through."

"Okay, well we should definitely play aga-"

"Promise me you won't tell anyone. Ever."

"Uhm, yeah of course, what's up?"

"God...this is weird...umm, let's see...how could I put it?.-"

"Delirious, for fuck's sake, just say it already."

"Vanoss. Evan. I really, really fucking like you. It's probably insane how much I do, but, hey! That's Delirious for you, right?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...Evan?"

"You remember earlier when I said if you wanted me to make you feel better?"

"No, not really, I got a bad memory, but what's your point?"

"Hah, god damn it Delirious. Well, after I insulted you and your crown jewels, I asked if you wanted me to make you feel better and you said yes."

"Ahhh, yeahhh...still doesn't ring a bell"

"Doesn't matter, anyways I just wanted to make you feel better by telling you that I really like you too. And I didn't ever say anything for a long time because, well, I guess because my pride got the better of me. But, shit, Delirious, when you stopped playing with us, I realized just how much I needed you by my side. We're partners in crime, best friends, and god I hope we can maybe be something more. So that's it. I hope I made you feel better, even just a little."

"..."

"I fucked everything up, didn-"

"I literally just fell for you all over again."

"Wha-"

"Haha, the reason why I kept avoiding you guys was this same reason. I thought I could maybe resent the feelings, but, man, Evan...there is something about you that I can't even begin to explain."

"Delirious...mm, Jonathan...you're the greatest person I've ever met and I want you to stick around for as long as you can."

"heh, I'll be here, just for you Evan, just for you."

"Don't you ever leave me again, you hear?... fucking bitch."

"Hey! I fucking heard that! Can't whisper shit like that, Delirious hears all!"

"You're an idiot, hahaha"

"You're an ass!"

"And I'll be a hole, so together-"

"ASSHOLE, YES! It's perfect, just like you."

Some more blushy Evan for you.

"And like you."

Insert blushing Delirious here.

"Go out with me, please."

"I'll think about it." Evan smirks.

"Wow. After all this, and you put me on hold. That's bullshit."

Bloop.

New chat message.

Vanoss: Yes. [:

"You're pride still gets you, doesn't it?"

"Yeahh..."

They warmly smile to themselves for their new found love. <3

A/N on the quicks: I'm sorry for neglecting y'all so long without a story, it has literally "been a while" (huehue) but here you go! I hope you truly do enjoy as much as the other one, although it's not as sexual and whatnot. Nonetheless, revel in this new work and share with others, it is almost Christmas anyway [;