How To Ruin A marriage (2bxb)

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Edited by AnimangaAngel

I stood like everyone else as that god awful song began to play. 

"such a wonderful dress" my grandmother said as if it wasn't her in 100dc. That Woman defined old you would think she wouldn't live long enough to pass her third wedding dress down to my second time mother. Just at the thought of this marriage,of my father, Micheal I could feel my brow twitch.

As the women I grew to hate walked past me to the alter i felt my jaw clenched and un-clench with every step she took towards the Man waiting there.

 I was betrayed, and left to die, but then again I'm a sucker for revenge, so I'll get what I want either way, even if it killed me or gets me pretty damn close to death. It surely will but I don't mind I'm too far into the game. Especially too lose to him now while I'll gained leverage. As we where told to sit my sister who I've come to love was putting away her phone and getting comfortable .

" oh what a shocker you actually get off that thing" I gasped quietly.

"I know where the drama lays and right now I know something interesting is about to happen " she said smirking at me.

" for A slut your a pretty smart child" I complimented, " fuck you ky"

During our little chat we missed the whole vowel thingy and I knew this shit is about to go down

" does anyone object this marriage if so speak know or forever hold yo-

" I object this piece of shit wedding!!" I screamed jumping up grabbing all attention. oh do I live for that.

And at my words distant relatives who where dozing off seemed more Interested now . Even my intoxicated uncle seemed to sober up. Of course my mother looked pissed while Micheal only seemed to chuckle clearly expecting it.

" I knew it" She whispered beside me.

"Shut up" I nudge her .

" and why do you object the joining of these two souls" The Pastor asked.

Dear Lucifer, 

      please give me a mansion in hell.

" Well as it turns out My m-m-..moth... fuck it and farther  aren't even legally divorced yet not to mention I found her pregnancy test a week before her "beloved" got home so she's already 'pregnant with some one else's child' " I sang the last part proudly as a chorus of gasps escaped from the crowd .

I can tell my mother was beyond pissed but judgment day has come we must not fight it. fight our calling to snatch these hoes weave in wave it in the air like capture the flag...or some shit.

" and I know it's yours pastor Derek that night you came to help 'save' my mother in the name of god yeah I don't think that involves the holy water in your pants " I stated matter of factly.

By now my sister is on the floor laughing 3 of my aunts fainted the pastor is choking on his spit my uncles and cousins are acting like this is a foot ball game and my mother....oh yeah she's running full speed at me .

" YOU LITTLE -"

It seemed to echo through the room as my mother fell to the floor . I gentle rubbed the back of my hand as it it hurt - FROM SLAPPING A BITCH WHOO HELL YEAH I FEEL SO GOOD RIGHT NOW DID ANYONE SEE THAT POWER IT WAS SO FLAWLESS -

" YESS BITCH I AM LIVING, living for the gods right now" sis yelled ripping her phone out.

" everyone who lives in my house in the car Now "

It sent a slight shiver through me as I looked up and saw that Micheal was half way to becoming a demon. it took a couple of seconds of no movement until my sister and unwanted birthing bitch hightailed... -not really just a lot of stomping and slowness- it out there while I just stayed where I was. I have no where special to go I wasn't in a hurry.

" when I say now I.Mean.NOW !!" Okay now I'm scared as I walked out sitting in the back off the car as Micheal soon followed suite.  Glaring towards the backseat where released a awkward cough.

Oh trouble seems to find me actually -I find myself- .

Ashley coughed as well " that weather tho"

I forgot the sister original name ugh kms.