Random Transformer Days.

Double Negative.

Outside the Decepticon base, the normal night guards where in possition though one was drunker than a scunk and they where both bored out of their minds. "Yo Dumb, whatcha wanna do?" The guard on the left looks at the guard on the right.

"I don't know Dumber." Dumb shrughs, blankly staring off into space and hiccupping a few times.

"Hm..." Dumber thinks silently of the many insults he could say but then shakes his helm, knowing he resembled the other Vehicon. Dumb rattles off some nonsense in a rather bad impression of an English man. "Oi! You look like an English-man in a skirt!"

"Oh primus... Not again! Your always freaking drunk on our shift!" Dumber face palms and shakes his helm. "What will Megatron say if he finds yah drunk like this?"

Dumb hiccups again and chuckles, still using his bad impresson of an English man."Let em find me! I'll show that stupid Git not-hic to mess with me!" He drunkily punches the air before punching himself in his visor like optic."Ow!-hic"

"Your an slagging Idiot, you know that?" Dumber shakes his helm, already getting a headache which occurs later in the night. "Oh Primus... I just know its going to be a longg night..." The night does drag on for what seemed like hours was simply only a few minutes. "Heyyy dumber let's tell jokes!" Dumb hiccups. Dumber simply glares at him."N.O. I don't wanna hear another word out of your mouth! Or I swear to Primus I'll kill you!" Luckily the shift was over as Dumber quickly rushes back into the base to get away from Dumb.