Family Time

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"Oh, come on! Spend some time with us!"
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OMG STAHP. I DON'T WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH U. SHIZ. DAM. STOOOOOOOPPPPP

OK. OK. I get it. U want us to have family bonding time; Watch a movie, have a BBQ. But look: I. DON'T. WANT. TO. U SEE ME ALL THE GODDAM TIME.

AND DON'T EVEN TRY TELLING ME THAT "Oh well they're not gonna be around forever, so u should spend as much time with them as u can." BISH THEY'RE GONNA BE AROUND FOR ANOTHER 50 YEARS.

UGGGGGHHHH.

NO MORE FAMILY BONDING, WHITE PPL, CLICHE MOVIE, STEREOTYPICAL, FAMILY TIME.

NO ONE LIKES IT. I DIE A LITTLE EVERY TIME WE BOND.

Dam. Stahp plz.

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