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stand by me

ok guys it's  time  to start the first part of my dumb cliche fanfic moments  !!!!!!

let's start of with stand by me:
• the girl is like what, twelve???????? and the amount of makeup she wears ?????? what the fuck I don't even wear makeup and I'm fourteen???? chill child pls

• where's all the vern fanfic????? just bc he's fat doesn't mean he doesn't deserve a fanfic!!!!! he's such a cutie patootie and he ends up super hot so
(and btw this is why y'all gotta be nice to everyone bc one day they'll become hotter than u)

• the girl always has those abusive parents and/or one dead like???? wow way to be unoriginal

• that 12 yr old has a cooler and better life than me????? tf fam why like y'all are supposed to be playing tag and drawing and playing with your toys not fuck every guy from a mile radius

• the girl has to be so similar to one of the guys like if it's a gordie fanfic she likes to write and if it's a teddy fanfic she likes army related stuff like no hoe what happened to opposites attract???? 

• the boys r like obsessed with her and they treat her like a princess??? and she ends up kissing them all (except vern, bc y'all don't wanna give love to the fat kids)

• speaking of vern, she's always like bullying him and stuff like the boys do. how about a nice cool thing called standing up for your friends !!!!!!

• Ace literally wants to fuck her, kill her, eat her dog, burn her house on fire, rip off her homework, and eat all the food left in the fridge like WHAT THE ACTUAL SAM HELL they're bullies not psycho killers ok y'all niggas gotta chill

• this bitch barges into the tree house whenever she wants and these boys don't even question it like????? what happened to the secret knock??????

• the girl is some kind of rebel like ?????? where's the originality ????? and how are we, a bunch of pussies, going to relate to that???
nah but like seriously every single fanfic that I've read in the 80's community always have a bad girl. Like pls stop this nonsense rn.

ok that's it for now !!!! thank u for ur time