This is a poetry book which will one day be full of my terrible poetic creations. For now though I have only published a few. I have also published a couple of these separately also. I'm only doing this because I like writing poety and one of my friends read my "Potatoes!" poem and laughed so hard they fell of their chair. I think they only liked becasue of the subject you know? Potatoes is a funny word. If I wrote a poem about something serious like malnutrition I'll bet nobody would laugh. I did write this one about the Day of the Disappeared but I think people only liked that one because I used the word "wee" (to rhyme with "epiphany").
In case you're wondering what on earth "flocknockynihilipilification" means my advice is to google it. Or if you're too lazy you could just meebo me about it. But to do that you'll have to become my fan. Oh well, can't be helped...
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Flockynockynihilipilification - Epic Fail
PoetrySome of the worst poems ever written, locked away where no-one should ever ever read them. *Written by me unless otherwise specified. "My Poem" is my own version of Simon Armitage's "Poem". It is all about the good and bad things I have done in my l...
