Dippy: I'm bored! UGH!!! Sewer! Make me not bored!!!
Sewer: NINJA CHO- oops...
Dippy: What did you do?!!!
Sewer: Well you know how Dave just got that butter sword that he's practically in love with??
Dippy: YOU NINJA CHOPPED IT?!!!?
Sewer: No! That would be stupid. I ate it.
Dippy: *facepalm*
Sewer: Well, HELP ME FIX IT!!!!
Dippy: Don't worry. I have an exact replica. The only difference is instead of butter it's made of gold.
Sewer: GIMME IT!!!!!
Dippy: You don't have to be so rude! *huffs*
Sewer: I'm a duck. It's in my nature to be rude.
Dippy: And I'm a Swedish elf so it's in my nature to love cookies!!!
-doorbell rings-
Sewer: IT'S DAVE!!! *hides in a sewer*
Dave: *walks in* WHO ATE MY BUTTER SWORD!!!??!!
Dippy: How did you know this isn't butter?
Dave: I'm a unicorn. Duh!
Dippy: *facepalm*
THE END!! I will post another later!
