Two teachers discussing amongst themselves
1st teacher: ary aaj kya baat hai ? itne kum student present hai! Baki sare bache kaha gaye chale gaye hai?? Mr khanna aapko kuch pata ha kya??
2nd teacher nahi mrs desai even mai kudh soch rahi thei akhir in sabhi shaitano ne ek sath chuttie mannae ka plan toh nahi banaya tha!! Huh!!
1st teacher: mujhe toh kudh sab kuch fishy lag raha hai!!
In the park... few student have taken a bunk from the school and they all are enjoying and making there bunk a fun they were discussing something.....
Aarzoo: hey what a fun!! Kitna maza aa raha hai no books no padai no rule no teacher wow its amazing.
Neeta: kitna acha lag raha hai na! uff main to pakk gayi thei school ja ja kar...aaj kahin jakar shanti mili hai!
Ajay: par hamari class mai to koi shanti hai nahi koi nayi student ha kya?? Mujhse kyu nahi milavya tumne......
Mayank : stupid she is talking about peace mental peace.... Woh shanti samje !!!!
Ajay: to sahi se bola karo na.....
Ashutosh : sach main to maths pad kar jaise kudh hi numerologist ban gaya hun..... yaar main A2+B2= (a+b) (a-b) kyu aur kaise ho jate hain ek taraf 2a ha 2b hai aur dono ko jod kar alag karo toh ek minus ho jata hai yeh kaise mere pupa ko jara bhi nuksaan pasnad nahi hai mujhe to bohot datenge........
Mona: exactly aur main to English main aisi fas gayi hu ki tense padte padte tension mai aa gayi hu... ab batau simple present tense main I go for a walk daily matlab mai roz walk par jati hu present continuous main I am going for a walk matlab mai walk par ja rahi hu present perfect main I have gone for a walk matlab mai walk par gayi aur perfect continuous I have been going for a walk since two years yani mai do saal se walk par ja rahi hu par itne sare division karte karte walk par kab jaungi
Arzoo: ary mujhe science se phobia ho hone lagta ha ab tum hi batau ki plants wase toh roots se water aur minerals lete hai par extra water stomata ke through bahar nikalte hai ary baba utna hi lo na jitna chahiye yeh jabardasti wali baat thodi ha pehle free mai mil raha ha toh sara le lo fir hujam na kar sako toh......... meri mummy mujhe hamesha yehi sikhati ha ki khana peena free main ho toh bhi utna hi lena chaiye jitney ki jarurat ho....
All student laugh loud
Mayank: acha tum toh yeh kehti ho par mujhe toh history se darr lagta hai dekho na ladaiya jinhone ki woh toh marr gaye lekin unki dates area yaad rakhne padte hai aur mujhe toh phone number bhi yaad nahi rehte mam bhi samjti nahi
Neeta: poor mayank par kim karooti
Ajay : isye kya ho gaya kaunsi alien basha bol rahi ho
Neeta: ary baba Sanskrit mai keh rahi hu kar bhi kya sakte hai dekho na lot lakar lat lakkar ling lakar pehle to in main diffraction karna mushkil fir inke roop lata raam balak sare ke sare confusing......aaj kal kaun samjega agar main Sanskrit mai bolungi ulta sab mujhe pagal samjnge
All laugh again.....
Ajay: good point meri toh hindi period mai band baj jati hai dohe lokritya muhavre khawate kavityae .... Woh kehte ha na tedhi kheer ab kheer toh kheer hoti ha tedi ya sedhi kya hoti ha main to chamach se kheer khata hu aur woh bhi sedhe chamche se isliye meri kheer tedhi nahi hoti........
Sab fir jor se haste hain aur teacher tree ke peche kadhe hokar sari baate sun rahi thei.... Aur woh achanak se bahar nikal kar aati hai....
Sab bache dekh kar darr jate hai par teache apni baat kehna shuru karti hai
1st teacher : sahi keh rahe hai yeh science padne se kya fayda Einstein bhi aisa hi sochta toh hum sab bina electricity ke reh jate
2nd teacher: haan ek maths hai kyu banayi maths hai na fir hum kisi chejo ko jod nahi sakte aur na hi yaad kar sakte kitna acha hota hum sochte hi rehte........
1st haan aur history kya pad ke karnege humei kya matlab un logo se jin ki waja se aaj hum aajdi ki sase le rahe hai kya karna unhe yaad padh ke faik do history ki books
2nd aur haan hindi kya karni hai jis language ko duniya mai sabse jayda log bolte hai us se sikhne se kya fayda humei apni matra basha par kyu garv ho aakhir hindi toh hum movies mai dekh kar sekh lete hai tuti futi.....
1st English haan humei kaunsi English bolni ha waise agar aaj yeh language nahi hoti toh hum foreigners se communicated karke unhe nahi bata pate ki Indians duniya mai sabse jayda dimag wale hote hai kya karna English seekh ke
Teaches ki sari baate sun kar students ko sharam aati ha aur teachers se wada karte hai ki woh kabhi bunk nahi karnge classes aur hamesha padai par dhyan denge
