The Baby Incident

Shopping

An hour after Bruce called, 3 leaguers and a butler where all now standing in the mission room receiving there "mission".

"Diana, you are in charge of toys, Dinah, you are on clothes, Giovanni, you are in charge of supplies, high chairs, kid safe cups and such and Agent A you are in charge of food. Ive given you all a budget, Diana and Dinah, you will be taking the kids with you. Oh and Barry, for waking me up so early, you get to supervise," Bruce said giving out orders.
"I guess I had that coming... But what about your kid, he doesn't remember how to speak English, what if he needs something?" Barry said not wanting a repeat of this morning.
"He doesn't? He should. If Kaldur can speak English, then Robin should be able to," Bruce said raising an eyebrow. Robin was just speaking in English to him a few minutes ago.
"Well apparently not, because he was only talking in Romanian this morning, don't you think he would of said something in English so I could understand!?" Barry said making his point. Bruce looked at the boy in his arms.
"Why didn't you speak to Barry in English?" Bruce asked the very small boy holding holding back a smile. Bruce of course knew why he didn't speak in English. Dick was a Very shy kid, when he first moved in with Bruce, he didn't talk until months later and didn't talk in English until a year and a half later.
Instead of responding, Dick buried his head into Bruce's chest. 'Thats what I thought' Bruce thought "He can speak English, Barry, he's just shy your going to have to be patient. And Robin, I need you to talk in English, just a little. Everyone, you know you're job, get to it."  Bruce said as he handed off Robin to Alfred and watched the team leave for the zetas.
Toys R Us/Baby's R Us/ Walmart
11:30am

"Okay, everyone know what there doing?" Barry said "And no powers, I mean it. That goes for you too Wally," Barry added on. "Awww," Wally replied only to get an eye roll from Artemis. Soon enough the two were fighting, which caused Robin to cry, which caused Zatanna to start crying, which then lead to M'gann constantly asking why they where crying, which caused Conner to get upset because 1 he wanted to hold M'gann's hand and 2 there was too much noise. Kaldur just stood there. At this point people in the parking lot started staring at the 'parents' who couldn't control there incredibly misbehaved kids. Finally Agent A had had enough, he would not be humiliated in public because of this.
"Oyi! You are all going to pipe down and behave ourselves! I will have non of this! No toys for anyone who misbehaves! Understand?" He yelled. The children nodded and sealed there lips like a zipper with a broken zip. (Does that make sense?)

The adults and kids split up and began there shopping.
"Okay, boys first, Kaldur you're up. Anything specific you want?" Dinah asked look at clothes that looked Kaldur's size. "Anything red please," Kaldur replied in a very polite manner. Dinah nodded and looked at different shirt and putting them up to Kaldur to see if they fit and occasionally throwing one in the cart. She took some dark blue or black pants to go with the shirts. Next was Conner.
"Okay Conner, you're next. Im assuming you want this," Dinah said holding up a black shirt with a superman logo on the front. Conner nodded in reply. This shirt was literally the only thing he owned. "Conner if I get five of these your going to promise not to rip them right? Because if you do your not getting this shirt again," Dinah said sternly holding the shirt in her hand. Conner grunted in response. "Conner really!" She said ready to put the shirts back. "Promise," Conner said clearly not happy. Dinah put the shirts in the carts and grabbed a few pair of jeans to go with the shirts. "Wally you're up- Wally? Wally where did you go! Ugg Wally," Dinah said in frantic search for Wally. "Barry did you se- Barry?! Come on you too?! How do you lose and adult?!" Dinah said now very frustrated. "Would you like me to look for them?" Diana offered seeing she was no help at the moment. "Yes, please," Dinah replied sighing.

Not even 5 minutes later Barry and Wally came back with a cup of Auntie Annie's pretzels (if you have never tried this you really need to) "We got hungry," Barry shrugged. Dinah face palmed and Diana laughed finding the situation to be quite amusing.
"Its is almost lunch," Barry says defending him self. "Yea well we can get lunch when we get new clothes, so let's hurry it up," Dinah said giving a 'im so done with you right now' look at Barry. Right then Barry decided to shut up for the better good of his life.
"Ookay Wally, what shall it be?" Dinah asked look at shirts that would look adorable on him. "Dis one!" Wally said pointing at a red flash shirt. "Okay that's one shirt, how about this nice flannel you always were flannels," Dinah said putting it in the cart. "No! Only Flash!" The toddler yelled. "No Wally thats not how it works," Dinah responded. "Conner gets one shirt," Wally complained crossing his arms. "Well conner only had one shirt before, Wally, you have much more, now if you don't help me choose I will choose for you," Dinah said once again looking at clothes she liked for him. "Fine...." Wally mumbled. The two picked out about five outfits, Wally grudgingly agreeing to short sleeved flannels, cargo shorts and jeans with the occasional smile when he got a super hero shirt. After Wally was done it was baby Robin. "Okay! Done! Now since you Robin are way to young to pick clothes I will pick for you," Dinah sighed in relief of not having to go through another Wally. Dick was much more stubborn than Wally, and when he was a kid, if he really wanted something, unless he was with Bruce, he usually got it.
Dinah picked cute outfits for the boy consisting of little sweatshirts with cute patterns (one with batman logos on it), plain t-shirts/t-shirt onsies, and comfortable pants. Lucky Robin didn't complain (well cry in his case) and instead he decided to take a nap on Diana's shoulder instead.  "Okay girls, you're turn!" Dinah said glad only two of them could pick out there outfits.  But as fate would have, the girls section was filled with moms and dads who looked like they where in the "talk to everyone you can" olympics. This would take longer then she thought. Dinah took a deep breath and walk into the mob of mommys and hoped to get out alive.
Frankly, it was going well, she had managed to avoid the moms long enough to get through M'gann's outfits, (well, not really buying most of them seeing she wears organic 'cloths' just looking at them to remember for later) which mostly consisted of skirts and dresses until of course she was picking out shirt for M'gann.
"Wow, thats a cute shirt, I think Ill grab it too," a Mom who sounded like she would give you a snicker doodle said. She turned to the mini team of heroes in disguise.
"Aww look at these cuties, are they all yours?" The woman asked smiling. Dinah mental face palmed but smiled, great just great.
"Thanks but no, we're all family friends," Dinah smiled avoiding her eyes trying to say on task.
"That's sweet, My name is Mandy this is my daughter Amy," Mandy said shaking Dinah's hand. She sighed, if you can't beat them, join them.
"My name is Dinah, thats Barry, and thats Diana," Dinah said pointing to the adults than moving on to the children, "This Artemis my daughter, thats Megan and Wally, Barry's kids, and thats Conner, and the twins, Richard and Zatanna, Diana's kids," Dinah continued making up relationships as she went. Lucky Mandy took the bait continued to talk. "Now where are your spouses at?" Mandy asked picking out clothes for her kid. Barry answered, "My wife is home sick, Diana's husband is baby supply shopping for the kids, and Dinah's husband is on a business trip," he said trying to help this along... buuuut she kept talking..."Oh yes im afraid my husband is home sick, as well, so, any of you have any other kids?" At this point Dinah was over it and simply responded with "No," Mandy thankfully ran out of things to say excepting Dinah to respond with something other then 'no' so she said goodbye and continued her shopping and chatting it up with the other moms and Dads.